ALGO

Uh Oh, Chad Is Browsing Medieval Castle Listings Again 🏰

One Green Monday And People Have Lost Their Minds, Me Included

My Portfolio Is Love-Bombing Me With A Two-Percent Bounce 🌹

I have seen this behavior before. It ended with margin calls.

Traders Are Interrogating Every Green Candle For Lies And Information 🟢

WHAT DO YOU KNOW???!!!

Perp My Ride 🏎️

TradFi Gets Perp’d So Hard It Forgets What a Share Is

Crypto Has Entered Its “Don’t Make Eye Contact” Phase 👀

If you don't look at it, maybe things can just keep going a little more a little longer

Crypto Price Action: A Roomba Trapped Under the Couch 🤖

Forward 3 steps, back three steps, forward three steps, back three steps

So, June Sucked 🤔

Let's review the damage, but in a fun way.

Market Reminds Everyone It Loves Them Just Enough To Keep Hurting Them ❤️

Fear And Greed should be called Acceptance And Greed

Local Altcoin Volunteers To Go First So The Rest Can Watch What Happens 👷

Will it, won't it, will it, won't it, will it, won't it?

Charts Have Entered Rare Technical Pattern Known As ‘Stop Checking’ 🛑

Another day, another bleak outlook

Man Who Said Sell Your Kidney Before Bitcoin Sells 32 BTC, Keeps Both Kidneys 🫘

I mean, to be fair, he didn't mean his kidney

Report: June Contributes To Returns The Way A Hole Contributes To A Boat 🕳️