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Feels Like Climbing Out Of A Hole Then Falling Into Another, Deeper, And Meaner Hole 😶

Global uncertainty spiked, and crypto’s risk premium detonated. The table for two is full. Crypto’s standing at the coat rack.

The Midnight Airdrop Is Here 🌃

ADA, BTC, ETH, XRP, and more are all eligible.

First Half Of 2025 Corpse Count: It's An Altpocalypse Out There 🧟

Opportunity Knocks: These Alts Haven’t Made Their Move Yet 🤜

As suck as the market is, there might be some light at the end of the tunnel

FARTCOIN: The Scent Of Victory 💨

When everything is in the toilet, hot air rises

Crypto Doesn't Have Tariffs 🧠

It's brutal out there, but crypto might perform better than the rest

Time Travel Is for Sci-Fi, Not Blockchains ⏲️

The cure can sometimes be worse than the disease