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Retail Finally Gets To Eat Before the Whales 🐳

I mean, it's a start, chair at the end of the table, but retail is at least at the table now

Stocktwits And Polymarket Form Official Bromance 🫂

We bet this is kind of a big deal.

Dear BIS, Your Idea Is BS 🙄

Oh look, an attempt to control crypto under the guise of targeting criminals

Chainlink Is Eating Everyone's Lunch 🥪

ICE just plugged its FX and metals feed into Chainlink. SWIFT and the banks were already in line.

The Midnight Airdrop Is Here 🌃

ADA, BTC, ETH, XRP, and more are all eligible.

First Half Of 2025 Corpse Count: It's An Altpocalypse Out There 🧟

Will JPMD Make $LINK The New LIBOR? 🤯

JPM's ‘JPMD’, plots Wall St tokenization with Chainlink, and more info on TRON's Sun.

Two Altcoins Set To Pop From Polymarket-X Deal 🤯

Polymarket teams up with X and xAI, promising major gains for two altcoins

Hell Frozen: JPM Accepts Bitcoin ETFs As Loan Collateral 🫢

JPMorgan just greenlit crypto ETFs - including BlackRock’s Bitcoin Trust—as collateral for loans.

Ripple Chases Circle, FIFA Dumps Algorand 🤔

FIFA makes ALGO mad, Ripple allegedly offers $20 billion for circle, and more

Wrapeth Now Thine Own Forehead In Foil 🌌

Thine Mind Needeth Saving, For Madness Cometh Swiftly

Largest Crypto Hack In History: $1.4B Gone 😱

Morning joy replaced by an afternoon punch in the face