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Tom Lee Says It's A Bottom. Tom Lee Always Says It's A Bottom 🤦

Down 48% from the $4.2T high and the mood isn't fear, it's a shrug. VanEck calls it orderly. The chart calls it a slow bleed.

Coast Guard Suspends Search For Bottom, Cites Lack Of Visibility 🚣‍♂️

We've been here before, and it always sucks as much as it did last time

So, That Sucks 🤷

But at least altcoins are not sucking as bad as Bitcoin

Report: June Contributes To Returns The Way A Hole Contributes To A Boat 🕳️

Report: Altcoins Upgraded From 'Do Not Resuscitate' To 'Try The Shock Paddle Things' 🏥

A handful of alts are looking a lot better

Shorts Got Liquidated, Alts Are Pumping, and I Smiled This Morning 🥳

Let's not get crazy - but this feels good.

No, Zcash Devs Didn’t Quit 🤦

Risk Is Tiptoeing Back In While Volatility Checks The Door Locks 🥷

Unafraid, then ok, then happy, then scared again, now brave-ishly sheepish

I Almost Forgot How Pretty The Color Green Is 😏

And it's not even Christmas yet

Alts Just Bitch Slapped Bears 👋

Double-digit percentage gains across the board for altcoins

Next Week Looks About As Safe As Bootleg Halloween Candy 🍬

Of course all this happens during Halloween week.

First Half Of 2025 Corpse Count: It's An Altpocalypse Out There 🧟