Liquidations

That's One Big Short Squeeze 🗜️

There's Short Squeezes Then There's Whatever Happened Today Is Called

Nobody Got Liquidated This Week Because There Was Nothing Left to Liquidate 😶

OMG obviously there were some liquidations, chill

Market Somehow Pulls Ladder Out From Under Itself, Defies Science 🤔

"He was already up there. He just reached down and took it," said one bystander, still shaking.

Volume So Low Market Reportedly Just Two Guys And A Bot Keeping Each Other Company 🤖

Lot's of waiting and watching going on

So, That Sucks 🤷

But at least altcoins are not sucking as bad as Bitcoin

Man Who Sold Yesterday Now A Believer Again 😆

Flippity floppity bippity boppity

Where The Dynamite Is Buried: A 30-Day Funding Tour 🧨

What people are doing in the perps markets can tell us a lot

What The Kelp Happened 🤦

Crypto bridges falling down, falling down, falling down

DOGE And Gold Are On The Same Leaderboard And Nobody Thinks That's Weird 😕

omewhere between a dog coin and a 5,000-year-old store of value, the definition of 'crypto exchange' stopped meaning what you think it means.

Shorts Got Liquidated, Alts Are Pumping, and I Smiled This Morning 🥳

Let's not get crazy - but this feels good.

Wait, Crypto Is The Stable One? 🤔

It's oddly... stable?

This Rally Feels Like When The Killer Lets You Run For A Bit Before The Third Act 🔪