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Swift Rip Beats Slow Bleed 🩸

Just do it already *looks away* *holds breath*

Zcash Refuses To Die, Fine Wine Refuses To Ship, Ocean Refuses To Explain 😐️

It's weird out there in crypto today

Chainlink Bags SWIFT 💰️

LINK has essentially pulled a Michael Phelps series of wins

Wake Me Up When September Ends 🗓️

Lest Ye Forget: September sucks. Almost always. Usually.

Crypto ETF Voltron Assembles Tomorrow 🤖

irst multi-coin ETF hits the tape. Also, a look at ETH transactions.

Guy Who Banked The Debanked Gets Debanked By The Guys He Banked 😆

A left handed football bat makes as much sense as what's happening with Justin Sun and the WLFI token

Fifty Shades Of Chainsaw: Crypto Bros Swap Dungeon For Ankle Monitors 🚨

I have no words. This is as funny as it is disturbing as it is unsurprising.

Alts Climb All Week; Weekend Volatility Monster Looms 👾

Also: Trump signed the Genius Act today!

Your Anti-CBDC, CLARITY, and GENIUS Cheat Sheet ☑️

Two Altcoins Set To Pop From Polymarket-X Deal 🤯

Polymarket teams up with X and xAI, promising major gains for two altcoins

Full Circle 🟢

What cryptos look bullish, bearish, or 'meh'?

Historic $290B RWA Deal Lands on Avalanche 🏔️

Avalanche just locked in the biggest real estate tokenization ever—$290B of property going on-chain. Here’s why it matters.