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Crypto Is Up But Not Emotionally Available 🛋️

A small bounce, a big sigh, and zero emotional growth.

The Only Thing Bearish About Crypto Is The Price Action 🧠

The money flowing in is still massive

Man Who Said Sell Your Kidney Before Bitcoin Sells 32 BTC, Keeps Both Kidneys 🫘

I mean, to be fair, he didn't mean his kidney

Scientists Confirm The Slow Removal Of A Flex Tape Band-Aid Still Less Cruel Than This Market

Market So Bad Traders Now Longing For Gentle Comfort Of Flex Tape Band-Aid Being Peeled Off Slowly

One In Four Americans Now Owns Crypto - And the Buyer Has Changed 🤯

The 2026 Crypto Holder Is Older, More Female, and Less Silicon Valley

Crypto Industry Celebrates Historic Vote To Have Another Vote Later ☑️

The other 76 senators were still being briefed on what crypto is.

BTC Got Within Slapping Distance Of $80K. Then Got Slapped. 👋

So Bullish I Thanked The Self Checkout Machine 👍️

Crypto To World: Hodl My Beer 🍺

March Broke The Five-Month Losing Streak 👍️

Even a butt ugly win is still a win, and we can take any win the market gives us.

Well That Is Just Rude 😶

Now the market is being just plain mean

Saylor Has Spent Enough On BTC This Year To Buy Every NFL Stadium 😶

Strategy Has Bought So Much This Year