Seasonality

Traders Are Calling Crime Stoppers On Their Own Positions 🦹

The suspect was last seen buying strength.

Tomorrow Is The First Day Of Awful-gust 😩

August Is Crypto’s Annual Root Canal

Gains Had The Shelf Life Of A Sparkler 🎇

The Cookout Ended And So Did The Rally

They’re SECZ And They Know It 🫢

It's a huge, huge, huge, huge deal for crypto

So, June Sucked 🤔

Let's review the damage, but in a fun way.

Crypto's July, Graded Like Fireworks 🎆

Historical July performance, but they're fireworks reviews

Volume So Low Market Reportedly Just Two Guys And A Bot Keeping Each Other Company 🤖

Lot's of waiting and watching going on

Report: June Contributes To Returns The Way A Hole Contributes To A Boat 🕳️

The Interesting Axis Was Never the Vertical One 🫢

A Big Gann Deep Dive Into BTC and ADA

Crypto In May: Cryptotwits Pawn & Loan Intake Report 🧾

I'm not sure, but I know a guy

The Toll Booth Guys Just Declared War On Roads 🪖

Legacy middlemen are begging the hall monitors to regulate the pavement because people found a route that doesn’t require stopping to kiss the ring.

IRS Participation Trophy: The Q2 Altcoin Market Cap Audit 📛

Spoiler: It sucks.