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Volume So Low Market Reportedly Just Two Guys And A Bot Keeping Each Other Company 🤖

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Volume So Low Market Reportedly Just Two Guys And A Bot Keeping Each Other Company 🤖

Here’s What’s Happening 👇️

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TECHNICAL ANALYSIS
If There’s A Snap Back, How Far And How Fast Could Things Go? 🤔

Weeks and months like these are, to people who’ve been in the crypto space for 10+ years, a painfully familiar time to be in.

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But we’re also experiencing the same kind of environment that precedes those wild and wicked snap backs. A time of pain and expectation.

What It Is

A snap back is sharp reversal off a low that ends a long slide south. No basing, no friendly higher lows to tip you off. Price keeps dipping and making fresh lows, sentiment is dead - and then it isn't.

Facts & Stats

Pulled from 16 years of daily $BTC ( ▲ 0.75% ) data and nine years of the altcoin market cap:

  • Off Bitcoin's major lows, the rebound ran a median +29% in 14 days, +43% in 30, and +131% over the following year.

  • The move is front-loaded. The first two weeks delivered about 38% of the entire three-month recovery. Blink and it's gone.

  • It is not a layup. Buying every scary fresh low is a coin flip - the average new-low day was followed by a flat-to-down month, worse than a random day. Roughly half of all "bottoms" kept bleeding.

  • Giant green candles are not bottom signals. Bitcoin's biggest single-day jumps mostly happened inside rallies, and the two months after one averaged a limp +7%.

What To Look For

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  • Violence, not oversold. The lows that held came out of high-volatility panic - liquidations, forced selling, a real flush. Slow grinds to lower lows tend to keep grinding. How far price sits below its 200-day average barely matters; how hard it's being thrown does.

  • The calendar. Bitcoin's worst washouts and best lows have a November–December habit, with a second cluster in late Summer.

  • Alts fall harder. The altcoin market dropped 91% in 2018 and 87% in the COVID crash - deeper than Bitcoin both times. Off a Bitcoin low, alts lag the first two weeks, then overshoot.

Where We Are

Bitcoin sits about 50% below its high. Altcoins (as an aggregate) look like only −43%, but that's the swelling stablecoin pile flattering the math - strip it out and the real number is closer to -59%, deeper than Bitcoin.

But have we seen, from a price action perspective, violence? Maybe. Maybe not.

NEWS
A Hedge Against Worthless Pixels, Priced In Pixels 😨

I know NFTs, fan tokens, team tokens and all that jazz are kind of a ‘dead’ side of crypto. But they’ve been facing their own kind of maturity phase. Case in point: $CHZ ( ▼ 4.06% ) ’s recent piece.

They (Chiliz) have a good theory: AI is pushing the cost of digital content toward zero. When anything can be generated on demand, the only things that hold value are the ones that can't be - and live sport sits at the far end of that spectrum. You can't synthesize a sold-out stadium. You can't fake the result of a match nobody's played.

They used $SPOT ( ▼ 1.87% ) as an example. The consensus bet was that free streaming would gut concert revenue. It did the opposite - the top 100 tours grossed $8.9 billion last year, up better than 60% from 2019.

Cheap recorded music made the live version more valuable, not less. Chiliz believes sports are similar and point to where patient money already moved: a permanent-capital vehicle built specifically to buy franchises, the NFL opening to private equity for the first time, billions committed.

The crypto product/tokens/coins that fans can own today have a history of pumping, dumping, and well, they’re pretty much useless, worthless and a novelty (not all, but most).

The tokens that could be worth something have revenue-sharing, fractional equity, etc. are penciled in for 2027 and 2030.

NEWS
Bank Of England Presents Stupidiest Stablecoin Statement In The History Of Dumbier 😶

If you want something that you can read on your phone or tablet at night, in bed, to help you sleep, then this 87-slide release from the Bank of England on stablecoins is right up your alley.

Here’s The TL;DR Version

How it differs from the US:

  • US issuers back stablecoins with T-bills and keep the interest. UK issuers must park 30% of backing at the Bank earning zero, hold the rest in ≤6-month gilts, and may not use commercial bank deposits or money market funds.

  • The US imposes no issuance cap and no holding cap. The UK caps each at £40 billion total.

  • US stablecoins live on public chains. The Bank still distrusts them and is "studying" the question in 2026.

The parts that let you know arm-chair economists were involved:

  • The BoE admits the £40 billion cap could push the coin above £1, since capped supply meeting demand drives the price up. It engineered a possible upward de-peg and filed it under acceptable risk.

  • It first proposed limiting how much of a Pound-coin a person could hold - £20,000 for individuals - then dropped it.

  • It concedes its model kneecaps the only revenue source, then studies why business models struggle.

  • No FSCS insurance (similar to FDIC), so holders "may receive less than 100 pence in the pound."

NEWS
ICE, ICE, Baby 🎵

$ICE ( ▼ 1.9% ) and OKX announced a 50-50 joint venture today. Pending regulatory approval, it will register as a U.S. broker-dealer and FCM, then let OKX's 120 million users trade ICE futures and tokenized NYSE equities.

The companies say they'll also chase "adjacent opportunities" in blockchain-enabled markets. Rollout is eyed for the second half of 2026. It builds on ICE's March investment, which valued OKX at $25 billion and came with a board seat.

Worth remembering who ICE just tied itself to: In February 2025, OKX pleaded guilty to operating an unlicensed money-transmitting business and agreed to pay more than $504 million. Sixteen months later, the owner of the NYSE is lending it regulated market access.

Then there's the co-chair. Andrew Cuomo (former governor, former AG, former HUD secretary, working with OKX since 2023) will run the venture alongside ICE. His stated motivation is democratizing finance and banking the underserved.

Approvals pending. Watch the FCM filing.

NEWS
Hacker Defeats Military-Grade Secure Hardware By Reading File Developers Posted Online 🤦

$TAIKO ( ▼ 17.9% ) ’s bridge lost about $1.7 million this weekend and the cause is… well it’s dumb.

And when I say dumb, I mean the equivalent of a guy locking up his storage garage and leaving they key in the lock. And it has a hugenormous big pink bunny rabbit on the keychain, so it’s hard to miss.

Anyway.

Ledger’s CTO Charles Guillemet made a nice explainer post about this morning:

And that was 12 hours after Taiko sent out the ‘so ya, something happened and it wasn’t good’:

In a nutshell, a private key that was supposed to be secret got left in Taiko's public GitHub repo. That key signed all of Taiko's SGX stuff and was the basis for trusting who could prove the chain's state. An attacker grabbed it, signed their own fake prover, got accepted as legitimate, forged proofs of fake withdrawals, and drained $1.7ish million from Taiko's bridge on $ETH ( ▲ 0.73% ) .

Taiko froze it within hours.

OLD NEWS
Other Stuff That Happened Today, But A Long Ass Time Ago ⌛️

June 22

  • 168 B.C. - Rome beat Macedonia at Pydna, ending Macedonian monarchy and giving Rome another “accidental empire” upgrade.

  • 1611 - Henry Hudson was set adrift by mutineers.

  • 1633 - Galileo was forced to recant heliocentrism.

  • 1675 - Charles II ordered the Royal Observatory at Greenwich built.

  • 1775 - Congress authorized Continental currency.

  • 1815 - Napoleon abdicated for the second time.

  • 1870 - The U.S. Department of Justice was created.

  • 1940 - France signed an armistice with Nazi Germany.

  • 1941 - Nazi Germany launched Operation Barbarossa.

  • 1945 - The Battle of Okinawa ended.

  • 1969 - The Cuyahoga River caught fire.

  • 1970 - Nixon signed a Voting Rights Act extension lowering the voting age to 18, which later became the 26th Amendment’s whole deal.

  • 2011 - Whitey Bulger was arrested after 16 years on the run.

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