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Insult To Injury: Crypto Makes Support Group And No One Showed Up 🥹

BTC, ETH, and Alts to meet weekly to discuss their abandonment issues, therapist paid in silver or gold only.

The Rally Got Mugged In Broad Daylight 🥷

And just like that, feelings were hurt again

BTC’s Grip Slips, Alts Hunger For The Throne 👑

Some alts are out peforming BTC over multiple months

A Frog, A Dog, and Trump Lead The Market 😆

It's not ETH, BTC, SOL, or another major L1 or L2 pushing crypto higher...

Green Candles Everywhere 🟩

Crypto Market Goes Vertical Out of Pure Spite

BTC Scarcity Alert: 9X More BTC Bought Than Mined So Far In 2025

Institutions buying and hoarding at a crazy rate

Altcoins Surge +20% Off March Lows 🤯

Wrapeth Now Thine Own Forehead In Foil 🌌

Thine Mind Needeth Saving, For Madness Cometh Swiftly

Altcoins Look Close To Death Or Primed To Pump 💀

Altcoins are either dying or priming

‘Diamond Hands’ Now Diagnosed as Psychological Disorder 💎

Altcoin traders' emotional support group now cccepting shitcoin donations

Why This Hurts More Than You Ever Expected 😵

Sometimes, everybody cries

Bulls Ain't Shook Out Yet

BlockFi customers got some good news, IBIT eats GBTC, and a chart.