ETH
Ethereum
LINK
+12
Fine. I’m Ready To Be Hurt Again 🫂
Just Rip My Heart Out Again, I'm Ready
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Aug 20, 2026
HYPE
+25
That's One Big Short Squeeze 🗜️
There's Short Squeezes Then There's Whatever Happened Today Is Called
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Aug 19, 2026
LINK
+22
It’s Chad’s Fault. Thanks Chad 😡
Looking At Castles What Were You Thinking
/
Aug 18, 2026
XTZ
+21
Uh Oh, Chad Is Browsing Medieval Castle Listings Again 🏰
One Green Monday And People Have Lost Their Minds, Me Included
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Aug 17, 2026
XLM
+15
My Portfolio Is Love-Bombing Me With A Two-Percent Bounce 🌹
I have seen this behavior before. It ended with margin calls.
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Aug 13, 2026
LINK
+15
Traders Are Interrogating Every Green Candle For Lies And Information 🟢
WHAT DO YOU KNOW???!!!
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Aug 11, 2026
JTO
+16
The Rally Has A Pulse, A Burner Phone, And No Fixed Address 😶
Everyone is nervous, bulls and bears both
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Aug 7, 2026
LINK
+15
Traders Eyeing These Moves Like A Yard Sale Rolex ⌚️
Looks nice, it's shiny, but that second hand seems a little sus
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Aug 5, 2026
LINK
+13
Crypto Gets The Rescue Dog Treatment - Loved, Fed, Watched For Sudden Movements 😶
A few days of nerves have turned to affection but one sudden move and this things goes back
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Aug 4, 2026
HYPE
+16
Hope And Fear Now Sharing Custody Of The Market On Alternating Days 🎭️
Good then bad then good then bad then good then bad then good then bad
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Aug 3, 2026
CLARITY Act
+24
It's Not Ethereum's Birthday 🎂
Ethereum Isn't Eleven. It's Ten And Wearing Its Mom's Name
/
Jul 30, 2026
HYPE
+20
Perp My Ride 🏎️
TradFi Gets Perp’d So Hard It Forgets What a Share Is
/
Jul 29, 2026
LINK
+16
Watching Bread Mold Is More Exciting 🍞
Waiting. Waiting. Waiting. Waiting.
/
Jul 28, 2026
STORJ
+22
Crypto, Invented To Escape Central Banking, Now Waiting Fed Meeting 🤦
Let the waiting game begin.
/
Jul 27, 2026
LINK
+32
The Outflows Are Like Draining The Pool With A Cocktail Straw
Technically an outflow. Technically.
/
Jul 23, 2026
BCH
+22
From Doom Scrolling To Yacht Shopping In Two Days 🤯
Nothing changes financial planning quite like two green candles.
/
Jul 21, 2026
MS
+20
I'm Emotivonally Available For Gains And Emotionally Prepared For Disappointment
Ready to be hurt again
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Jul 16, 2026
MVRV
+15
Hope Is Back Like A Drunk Uncle With A Pontoon ⛴️
Outboard motor goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
/
Jul 15, 2026
ADA
+8
Everybody's Underwater And Nobody's Selling 👍️
That is a good thing
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Jul 14, 2026
