CRV
Curve Finance
HYPE
+25
That's One Big Short Squeeze 🗜️
There's Short Squeezes Then There's Whatever Happened Today Is Called
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Aug 19, 2026
XTZ
+21
Uh Oh, Chad Is Browsing Medieval Castle Listings Again 🏰
One Green Monday And People Have Lost Their Minds, Me Included
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Aug 17, 2026
LINK
+22
Crypto Price Action: A Roomba Trapped Under the Couch 🤖
Forward 3 steps, back three steps, forward three steps, back three steps
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Jul 17, 2026
ADA
+8
Everybody's Underwater And Nobody's Selling 👍️
That is a good thing
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Jul 14, 2026
LINK
+16
Tom Lee Says It's A Bottom. Tom Lee Always Says It's A Bottom 🤦
Down 48% from the $4.2T high and the mood isn't fear, it's a shrug. VanEck calls it orderly. The chart calls it a slow bleed.
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Jul 8, 2026
BNB
+10
Brain Says “Don’t Do It” While The Heart Whispers “What If This Time...” 😮💨
The eternal civil war between self-preservation and optimism continues uninterrupted.
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Jun 17, 2026
HYPE
+29
Tokenized SpaceX Unwound: How Crypto's Pre-IPO "Access" Collapsed 🤦
Some got their stuffs, others didn't.
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Jun 12, 2026
TRX
+26
Hear Ye, Hear Ye - The Screen Doth Run Green This Day 🥳
Feelings of merry-adjacent moods do rise today
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Jun 11, 2026
XLM
+27
Local Altcoin Volunteers To Go First So The Rest Can Watch What Happens 👷
Will it, won't it, will it, won't it, will it, won't it?
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Jun 10, 2026
LINK
+25
Altseason Calls Finally Aging Like Bourbon Instead Of Unrefrigerated Yogurt 🥃
Time is the only honest test of readiness. Everything else is just guessing ahead of the clock.
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May 8, 2026
BAL
+8
Regulators Have A Year To Define The Rules Which Means We'll Know What's Legal Around The Same Time We're Arrested for It 👮
Compliance speed-run: impossible difficulty.
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Mar 24, 2026
LINK
+18
We've Hit 'Extreme Fear' So Many Times It Should Just Be Called 'Regular Fear' by Now 🤣
I made myself laugh with that headline.
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Mar 20, 2026
ADA
+19
Shorts Got Liquidated, Alts Are Pumping, and I Smiled This Morning 🥳
Let's not get crazy - but this feels good.
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Mar 16, 2026
XLM
+19
Green Candles On Friday The 13th, Rally Into Valentine's Day. Nothing Suspicious Here. 😐️
Seems a little sus
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Feb 13, 2026
LINK
+18
The 100-Week Moving Average Is Holding. That's the Good News. That's Also All the News. 📰
@2.89T is our Maginot Line. Our emotional support trend.
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Jan 27, 2026
BAC
+17
This Week: Banks Lobby Their Debanking Victim For Protection From Competition 🤦
There's irony and there's whatever the fook this is
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Jan 12, 2026
LINK
+20
A Memecoin Wiener Came From Behind To Beat Half the Boobs On OnlyFans 🏆️
Funniest crypto story in a while
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Dec 11, 2025
HYPE
+15
Two Days Of Green Has Me Feeling Like I Won The Lottery, But Lost The Ticket 😶
The volume is a little, um, low and I have trust issues
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Dec 3, 2025
BAND
+21
November 2025 Crypto Crime Scene Report: Detectives Say Every Chart Was Found Face-Down With No Signs Of Struggle 👮
Q4 is a shite show so far
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Dec 1, 2025
STORJ
+10
ZEC Just Made A New 7.7 Year High 🚀
And it's still moving - it's the craziest and wildest mover in crypto right now
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Oct 27, 2025
SCRT
+8
Bad Day? Probably Not Minus $164,000,000 Bad. 😱
In crypto, there's daily examples of why you're probably doing ok-ier than someone else
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Oct 23, 2025
LINK
+40
It Could’ve Been Worse, But I’m Not Sure How. ☠️
Correction is what we were looking for, not extinction
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Oct 13, 2025
