Fine. I’m Ready To Be Hurt Again 🫂

Just Rip My Heart Out Again, I'm Ready

That's One Big Short Squeeze 🗜️

There's Short Squeezes Then There's Whatever Happened Today Is Called

It’s Chad’s Fault. Thanks Chad 😡

Looking At Castles What Were You Thinking

Nobody Got Liquidated This Week Because There Was Nothing Left to Liquidate 😶

OMG obviously there were some liquidations, chill

The Rally Has A Pulse, A Burner Phone, And No Fixed Address 😶

Everyone is nervous, bulls and bears both

Crypto Gets The Rescue Dog Treatment - Loved, Fed, Watched For Sudden Movements 😶

A few days of nerves have turned to affection but one sudden move and this things goes back

Watching Bread Mold Is More Exciting 🍞

Waiting. Waiting. Waiting. Waiting.

The Outflows Are Like Draining The Pool With A Cocktail Straw

Technically an outflow. Technically.

Hope Is Back Like A Drunk Uncle With A Pontoon ⛴️

Outboard motor goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Everybody's Underwater And Nobody's Selling 👍️

That is a good thing

Tom Lee Says It's A Bottom. Tom Lee Always Says It's A Bottom 🤦

Down 48% from the $4.2T high and the mood isn't fear, it's a shrug. VanEck calls it orderly. The chart calls it a slow bleed.

Gains Had The Shelf Life Of A Sparkler 🎇

The Cookout Ended And So Did The Rally

The MVRV Might Make Bears Nervy 😰

It's all On-Chain today folks

Brain Says “Don’t Do It” While The Heart Whispers “What If This Time...” 😮‍💨

The eternal civil war between self-preservation and optimism continues uninterrupted.

Everyone Is Just Waiting For The CPI ⌚️

It's just a waiting game until we have an idea what happens with rates hikes post CPI data

A Letter To Everyone Watching Red

What has been will be again, there is nothing new under the sun

Altcoin Hodlers Find Comfort Knowing Everyone Else Also Looks Like They Licked A Battery 🔋

There's comfort in knowing everything and everyone is sour and slightly tangy

Altcoins Ask Market To Stop Threatening Them And Just Do It Already 🕛️

Waiting, and more waiting, and, what's this? More waiting.

Both Leverage And Nerves Are Up 🔼

Today we're looking at the Leverage Absorption Ratio to get an idea of how the market is doing after some gains

Altcoin Funding Rates Look Calm. The Last Time They Looked This Calm, They Did Not Stay That Way 🤯

The market's last five funding resets ran higher. The current one is in progress.

I’m Ready For Another Hit 👊

Turn-Around-Tuesday strikes again

Altcoin Market Snaps 6 Month Losing Streak 👍️

A win is a win

Where The Dynamite Is Buried: A 30-Day Funding Tour 🧨

What people are doing in the perps markets can tell us a lot

BTC Got Within Slapping Distance Of $80K. Then Got Slapped. 👋

Altcoins Saw Green And Immediately Made It Weird 😐️

A few clean pops, a few ugly reversals, and plenty of chart damage in between.