BTC
Bitcoin
LINK
+12
Fine. I’m Ready To Be Hurt Again 🫂
Just Rip My Heart Out Again, I'm Ready
/
Aug 20, 2026
HYPE
+25
That's One Big Short Squeeze 🗜️
There's Short Squeezes Then There's Whatever Happened Today Is Called
/
Aug 19, 2026
LINK
+22
It’s Chad’s Fault. Thanks Chad 😡
Looking At Castles What Were You Thinking
/
Aug 18, 2026
LINK
+15
Traders Are Interrogating Every Green Candle For Lies And Information 🟢
WHAT DO YOU KNOW???!!!
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Aug 11, 2026
JTO
+16
The Rally Has A Pulse, A Burner Phone, And No Fixed Address 😶
Everyone is nervous, bulls and bears both
/
Aug 7, 2026
LINK
+15
Traders Eyeing These Moves Like A Yard Sale Rolex ⌚️
Looks nice, it's shiny, but that second hand seems a little sus
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Aug 5, 2026
LINK
+13
Crypto Gets The Rescue Dog Treatment - Loved, Fed, Watched For Sudden Movements 😶
A few days of nerves have turned to affection but one sudden move and this things goes back
/
Aug 4, 2026
CLARITY Act
+24
It's Not Ethereum's Birthday 🎂
Ethereum Isn't Eleven. It's Ten And Wearing Its Mom's Name
/
Jul 30, 2026
HYPE
+20
Perp My Ride 🏎️
TradFi Gets Perp’d So Hard It Forgets What a Share Is
/
Jul 29, 2026
LINK
+16
Watching Bread Mold Is More Exciting 🍞
Waiting. Waiting. Waiting. Waiting.
/
Jul 28, 2026
STORJ
+22
Crypto, Invented To Escape Central Banking, Now Waiting Fed Meeting 🤦
Let the waiting game begin.
/
Jul 27, 2026
BONK
+11
Man Holds Bag Long Enough That It Now Qualifies As An Heirloom 👴
Plans to leave it to his son, who has already declined.
/
Jul 24, 2026
LINK
+32
The Outflows Are Like Draining The Pool With A Cocktail Straw
Technically an outflow. Technically.
/
Jul 23, 2026
BCH
+22
From Doom Scrolling To Yacht Shopping In Two Days 🤯
Nothing changes financial planning quite like two green candles.
/
Jul 21, 2026
MS
+20
I'm Emotivonally Available For Gains And Emotionally Prepared For Disappointment
Ready to be hurt again
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Jul 16, 2026
MVRV
+15
Hope Is Back Like A Drunk Uncle With A Pontoon ⛴️
Outboard motor goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Jul 15, 2026
ADA
+8
Everybody's Underwater And Nobody's Selling 👍️
That is a good thing
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Jul 14, 2026
XLM
+19
Market Somehow Pulls Ladder Out From Under Itself, Defies Science 🤔
"He was already up there. He just reached down and took it," said one bystander, still shaking.
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Jul 13, 2026
