Retail Finally Gets To Eat Before the Whales 🐳

I mean, it's a start, chair at the end of the table, but retail is at least at the table now

Alts Just Bitch Slapped Bears 👋

Double-digit percentage gains across the board for altcoins

Theory: There's A Shadow Rotation Into $ZEC 🥷

And not just ZEC, but privacy in general, that's my theory at least

Q4's Leverage Detox Is Strenghtening The Crypto Market 💪

Feels Like Climbing Out Of A Hole Then Falling Into Another, Deeper, And Meaner Hole 😶

Global uncertainty spiked, and crypto’s risk premium detonated. The table for two is full. Crypto’s standing at the coat rack.

The Rektober Massacre: An Autopsy Of How Bad It Really Was 😱

It was the worst October ever for many, many cryptocurrencies

November Is Crypto's Booty Call That Almost Always Says Yes 📲

November historical performance stats for BTC, ETH, XRP, DOGE, LINK, and ADA

Deadtober, Rektober, Bleedtober, Helltober... But It's Definitely Not Uptober 🩸

This month is a real biatch

Altcoins Winked, The Fed Blinked 😉

BTC rolled over, ETH took a nap, and altcoins are flirting with bad decisions again.

Crypto Fear Index Stuck on 'Mild Dread,' Considering Rebranding to 'Acceptance Index' 😱

Crypto has been in fear territory so consistently that market participants wonder if this is just the new normal or if everyone forgot what optimism feels like.