Whiskey Can't Fix My Entry Price But It Can Fix How I Feel About My Entry Price 🍻

Traditional Irish blessing, updated for 2026.

The Altcoin Index Is Green Today, Which Means We're Only Down 40% Instead of 42% 🤦

Hope is a dangerous thing Andy

Naughty List: Every Altcoin I Own

We've all been very, very bad this year

Q4's Leverage Detox Is Strenghtening The Crypto Market 💪

BTC’s Grip Slips, Alts Hunger For The Throne 👑

Some alts are out peforming BTC over multiple months

15 Yrs Ago: Bitcoin's $10 Pizza Now $1.12B 🍕

Also: BTC new all-time highs, FIFA picks AVAX, and Sui DEX attacked

Crypto Doesn't Have Tariffs 🧠

It's brutal out there, but crypto might perform better than the rest

The Weekend Pump Had The Lifespan Of A Goldfish In Battery Acid 🐡

It's not a surprise when this stuff happens, but it's always a shock

Alt-pocalypse? 🤔

Things are not always as they appear...