Hope And Fear Now Sharing Custody Of The Market On Alternating Days 🎭️

Good then bad then good then bad then good then bad then good then bad

The Outflows Are Like Draining The Pool With A Cocktail Straw

Technically an outflow. Technically.

Local Altcoin Volunteers To Go First So The Rest Can Watch What Happens 👷

Will it, won't it, will it, won't it, will it, won't it?

Altseason Calls Finally Aging Like Bourbon Instead Of Unrefrigerated Yogurt 🥃

Time is the only honest test of readiness. Everything else is just guessing ahead of the clock.

Well, The New Fed Chair Is A Degen 😱

Money speaks and Warsh's money says degen

Halfway To The Next Halving ⏳️

We're officially half way to BTC's next halving.

Standing Here Like A Dog That's Been Returned To The Shelter Twice 🐩

Very sus. For good reasons.

Green Candles On Friday The 13th, Rally Into Valentine's Day. Nothing Suspicious Here. 😐️

Seems a little sus

Support Level Found: The Floor. Of Your Apartment. Where You're Lying. 😵

Fetal position is a valid trading strategy now.

The Market Rallied and I Still Feel 🤷Nothing

Hodlers Finally Achieve Work-Life Balance: Both Now Equally Devastating 😶

Investors Admit 'DYOR' Meant 'Definitely Yolo'd Our Rent

Release The Kraken 🦑

Also: A big intraday recovery is still going

Deadtober, Rektober, Bleedtober, Helltober... But It's Definitely Not Uptober 🩸

This month is a real biatch

Altcoins Pumping, Time To Unlock Trust Issues 🤔

Swing low or just a fakeout? It's still August, a month that sucks

Who Has Room To Run, And Who’s Gotta Cool Off 🤔

Special look at LINK, LTC, INJ, ADA, and ETH

XLM, HBAR, And ALGO Turn BTC’s New ATH Into Elevator Music 🎶

Bitcoin’s fresh peak is nice, but the real party’s over at XLM, HBAR, and ALGO.

Tron's Sun Turns Dead Plushie Vendor Into $210M Nasdaq Trojan 🧸

Sun jammed $210M TRX into a broke plushie shop to sneak Tron onto Nasdaq. Tether froze $12.3M the same day.

How Good Was This Week? Best In 5 Months 🤯

Market's on fire: Green everywhere and charts screaming recovery

Pectra: ETH's Newest Upgrade 💡

In less than a month, Ethereum gets a new boost

It's Over: SEC Won't Appeal XRP ✊

1,548 days later...

Last Time Ethereum Was This Oversold, It Ripped 📈

Ethereum's on-chain metrics just hit their most oversold levels in two years.

Why This Hurts More Than You Ever Expected 😵

Sometimes, everybody cries

wow summit, much disappoint, many yawn 💤

I'd like some nothing on my burger please

Tucker Carlson Gets SBF’s Take from Behind Bars 🤯

Prison economy, Diddy, no purpose, robbers are good at chess

Crypto Rediscovers What Green Candles Look Like 👀

Charts to look at: ICP, AVAX, PENDLE, and BAND