LINK
+19
When I Stared Into The Abyss, It Didn’t Stare Back, It Gave Me A Hug And Reassuring Shoulder Squeeze 🫂
Hugs a gud
BY Jonathan Morgan
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Feb 19, 2026
LINK
+15
The Market Has Taken Everything Except My Ability to Make Jokes About It 🫡
And honestly, that's all I had left anyway. /insertdrumhighhat ba-dum-ching sound effect thing.
BY Jonathan Morgan
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Feb 18, 2026
MVRV
+8
Market Down 50% But I've Grown So Much As A Person 👴
Thick skin, like steel reinforced concrete thick.
BY Jonathan Morgan
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Feb 17, 2026
XLM
+19
Green Candles On Friday The 13th, Rally Into Valentine's Day. Nothing Suspicious Here. 😐️
Seems a little sus
BY Jonathan Morgan
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Feb 13, 2026
TRX
+15
Wall Street's Largest Asset Manager Just Plugged Into A DEX 🦄
Well played BlackRock, well played.
BY Jonathan Morgan
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Feb 11, 2026
BAND
+12
Well That Is Just Rude 😶
Now the market is being just plain mean
BY Jonathan Morgan
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Feb 10, 2026
