The Rally Has A Pulse, A Burner Phone, And No Fixed Address 😶

Everyone is nervous, bulls and bears both

Hope Is Back Like A Drunk Uncle With A Pontoon ⛴️

Outboard motor goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

The MVRV Might Make Bears Nervy 😰

It's all On-Chain today folks

Everyone Is Just Waiting For The CPI ⌚️

It's just a waiting game until we have an idea what happens with rates hikes post CPI data

Altcoin Hodlers Find Comfort Knowing Everyone Else Also Looks Like They Licked A Battery 🔋

There's comfort in knowing everything and everyone is sour and slightly tangy

Altcoin Market Snaps 6 Month Losing Streak 👍️

A win is a win

Well, Hello Altcoins 👋

Still risky. Still weird. But at least now it looks survivable.

Peter Schiff Somewhere Staring At A Wall Right Now And Honestly I Hope He's Okay 👨‍⚕️

Inflation, War, Global Chaos - Literally the Gold Commercial - and Gold Said 'Actually I'd Rather Not'

We've Hit 'Extreme Fear' So Many Times It Should Just Be Called 'Regular Fear' by Now 🤣

I made myself laugh with that headline.

Stress Readings This Bad Used to Require An Exchange Imploding. Now We Do It Organically 🤷

Fear is the mind-killer. Also the portfolio-killer.

Therapist Asked How I'm Coping, I Showed Her My Screen Time Report And She Kicked Me Out 🚪

7 hours on charts. 0 hours of peace. We didn't have a second session.

Insider Trading Story About Insider Trading Had Its Own Insider Trading 🤔

This is all allegedly alleged by authors who allegedly know alleged things. Allegedly.

Watching The Rally From A Safe Emotional Distance Like It's An Ex Who Texted

Oh you're doing well now? That's nice. I'm not falling for this aga... I'll take you back.

Market Down 50% But I've Grown So Much As A Person 👴

Thick skin, like steel reinforced concrete thick.

This Rally Feels Like When The Killer Lets You Run For A Bit Before The Third Act 🔪

If My Portfolio Were A Horse, The Vet Would've Shot It And Then Shot Me For Making Him Look At It 🐎

A horse is a horse, a horse, of course, unless your Mr. Ed o.... corpse

The Death Cross: Statistically Meaningless, Emotionally Devastating 💗

A lagging indicator with a 50% false signal rate still gets headlines every time. We are not a serious industry.

So We Pumped. Now What?

Real or fake?

Congratulations, You Survived 2025 😶

Crypto Spent 2025 Turning Diamond Hands Into Hamburger Helper Hands

Rudolph’s Nose Is Red, So Is Everything Else 🦌

What does green look like again?

Crypto's New Class System: Bitcoin Aristocracy, Ethereum Gentry, Altcoin Peasantry 👑

Today's MVRV deep dive explains why

Profit From Panic 😨

Get past the FUD and emotion

This Negative Is A Positive 🤔

Sometimes being negative is a good thing

Crypto Went AFK While Everyone Watched NVDA

Crypto lowers, OpenSea gets Wells Notice, Glassnode says green might be on the screen soon, and more

Stocktwits Sentiment: 4 Altcoins Prepped For Action

Crypto news and a Technically Speaking on ADA, DOGE, LINK, and SHIB