Man Holds Bag Long Enough That It Now Qualifies As An Heirloom 👴

Plans to leave it to his son, who has already declined.

Gains Had The Shelf Life Of A Sparkler 🎇

The Cookout Ended And So Did The Rally

Everyone Watching The Same Cliff Edge

Crowd reportedly maintaining eye contact with the drop in case it tries anything.

Hear Ye, Hear Ye - The Screen Doth Run Green This Day 🥳

Feelings of merry-adjacent moods do rise today

Crypto In May: Cryptotwits Pawn & Loan Intake Report 🧾

I'm not sure, but I know a guy

Altcoins Saw Green And Immediately Made It Weird 😐️

A few clean pops, a few ugly reversals, and plenty of chart damage in between.

Well, The New Fed Chair Is A Degen 😱

Money speaks and Warsh's money says degen

Crypto To World: Hodl My Beer 🍺

Wall Street's Largest Asset Manager Just Plugged Into A DEX 🦄

Well played BlackRock, well played.

Code Red: January 2026 Crypto Triage Report 🤕

7 Casualties, 2 Survivors, 0 Apologies

Crypto Singles: February Edition 💘

Swipe Right on History, Swipe Left on Hopium

I'm So Damanged I Don't Trust Anything That Isn't Actively Rugging Me 🥹

Good feelings officially feel suspicious

No Santa Rally? Good. History Says That's Exactly What January Needs 👍️

What December's performance actually tells you about January - and why the conventional wisdom is mostly wrong

The "Santa Rally" In Crypto: What 12 Years of Data Actually Shows 🧠

Spoiler: It's not as bad or good as you thought. Or think. Or thoughted.

The Rektober Massacre: An Autopsy Of How Bad It Really Was 😱

It was the worst October ever for many, many cryptocurrencies

Breakouts Need Friends 🫂

Coiled tape favors mean reversion until breadth expands. Fade extremes, respect invalidations.

PayPal Just Dug Visa's And Mastercard's Grave 💀

PYPL's Pay with Crypto means Visa, Mastercard, and banks are going to lose a lot of money

Open‐Interest Reality Check: Crypto Running Hot or Cold? 🌡️

Analysis shows if leverage is building a blow‐off top or a sustainable rally.

First Half Of 2025 Corpse Count: It's An Altpocalypse Out There 🧟

Tron's Sun Turns Dead Plushie Vendor Into $210M Nasdaq Trojan 🧸

Sun jammed $210M TRX into a broke plushie shop to sneak Tron onto Nasdaq. Tether froze $12.3M the same day.

Alt-pocalypse? 🤔

Things are not always as they appear...

Sacrebleu! French Cuffs

Telegram and TONCOIN big wig arrested in France, ADA & ALGO team up idea, and more in today's Litepaper

Fed’s Dovish Tone Puts Wind Beneath Crypto’s Wings

Crypto rallies, BTC bull RFK Jr. endorses Trump, and more in today's Litepaper

An Avalanche That Won't Bury You

Grayscale and AVAX, CZ now in a half way house, Trumps new DeFi project, and more

Short Sellers Squeezed And In Pain

$33 million (and rising) in shorts liquidated, McDonald's Insta hacked and promoted scam coin, and more