That's One Big Short Squeeze 🗜️

There's Short Squeezes Then There's Whatever Happened Today Is Called

Hope And Fear Now Sharing Custody Of The Market On Alternating Days 🎭️

Good then bad then good then bad then good then bad then good then bad

Perp My Ride 🏎️

TradFi Gets Perp’d So Hard It Forgets What a Share Is

Watching Bread Mold Is More Exciting 🍞

Waiting. Waiting. Waiting. Waiting.

Man Holds Bag Long Enough That It Now Qualifies As An Heirloom 👴

Plans to leave it to his son, who has already declined.

From Doom Scrolling To Yacht Shopping In Two Days 🤯

Nothing changes financial planning quite like two green candles.

Is... Is That... Green? 😲

There is a color other than red on the screen today

The Only Thing Bearish About Crypto Is The Price Action 🧠

The money flowing in is still massive

This Hurts Worse Than A Compound Fracture You Have To Look At 🤕

Well, maybe not that bad, but it's getting close.

Market Sends One 'Hey Stranger' And Man Deletes The Eleven-Paragraph Breakup Speech He'd Been Perfecting For Two Weeks 📆

Tokenized SpaceX Unwound: How Crypto's Pre-IPO "Access" Collapsed 🤦

Some got their stuffs, others didn't.

Everyone Is Just Waiting For The CPI ⌚️

It's just a waiting game until we have an idea what happens with rates hikes post CPI data

A Letter To Everyone Watching Red

What has been will be again, there is nothing new under the sun

Charts Have Entered Rare Technical Pattern Known As ‘Stop Checking’ 🛑

Another day, another bleak outlook

So, That Sucks 🤷

But at least altcoins are not sucking as bad as Bitcoin

Report: June Contributes To Returns The Way A Hole Contributes To A Boat 🕳️

Report: Altcoins Upgraded From 'Do Not Resuscitate' To 'Try The Shock Paddle Things' 🏥

A handful of alts are looking a lot better

One In Four Americans Now Owns Crypto - And the Buyer Has Changed 🤯

The 2026 Crypto Holder Is Older, More Female, and Less Silicon Valley

Altcoins Ask Market To Stop Threatening Them And Just Do It Already 🕛️

Waiting, and more waiting, and, what's this? More waiting.

The Interesting Axis Was Never the Vertical One 🫢

A Big Gann Deep Dive Into BTC and ADA

Crypto Industry Celebrates Historic Vote To Have Another Vote Later ☑️

The other 76 senators were still being briefed on what crypto is.

Man Who Sold Yesterday Now A Believer Again 😆

Flippity floppity bippity boppity

Came For The Awards, Stayed For The Pump 💪

You know it's a good time when you wake up more drunk than when you went to bed. Reportedly. Something I heard.

Altcoin Market Snaps 6 Month Losing Streak 👍️

A win is a win

Crypto Closes April Green, Joy Remains Unconfirmed 🤷

Winning never felt so, well, not winning