Grayscale
Grayscale
HYPE
+22
Is... Is That... Green? 😲
There is a color other than red on the screen today
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Jun 26, 2026
LINK
+20
Crypto Industry Celebrates Historic Vote To Have Another Vote Later ☑️
The other 76 senators were still being briefed on what crypto is.
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May 14, 2026
MS
+20
The Toll Booth Guys Just Declared War On Roads 🪖
Legacy middlemen are begging the hall monitors to regulate the pavement because people found a route that doesn’t require stopping to kiss the ring.
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Apr 7, 2026
BAL
+8
Regulators Have A Year To Define The Rules Which Means We'll Know What's Legal Around The Same Time We're Arrested for It 👮
Compliance speed-run: impossible difficulty.
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Mar 24, 2026
ASTR
+17
Whiskey Can't Fix My Entry Price But It Can Fix How I Feel About My Entry Price 🍻
Traditional Irish blessing, updated for 2026.
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Mar 17, 2026
XLM
+16
Analysts Say 'Capitulation Hasn't Happened Yet,' Which Is Wild Because I Definitely Felt Something Leave My Body
Special BTC.S&P Correlation Issue
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Feb 24, 2026
LINK
+15
The Market Has Taken Everything Except My Ability to Make Jokes About It 🫡
And honestly, that's all I had left anyway. /insertdrumhighhat ba-dum-ching sound effect thing.
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Feb 18, 2026
LINK
+18
The 100-Week Moving Average Is Holding. That's the Good News. That's Also All the News. 📰
@2.89T is our Maginot Line. Our emotional support trend.
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Jan 27, 2026
Kraken
+13
Brief Moment Of Joy Successfully Converted Into Extended Suffering 🩹
Efficient. Ruthless. The market is an artist. Of cruelty.
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Jan 22, 2026
FLOKI
+12
Congratulations, You Survived 2025 😶
Crypto Spent 2025 Turning Diamond Hands Into Hamburger Helper Hands
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Dec 31, 2025
BAL
+18
2025 Review: Crypto Got Everything It Wanted And Nearly Killed Us 💀
Well, almost everything
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Dec 29, 2025
SOL
+15
Oh The Volume Outside Is Frightful 🌨️
But the support level is so delightful. Well, delightful-ish
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Dec 22, 2025
LINK
+9
The Grinch Who Stole Volume: The Draining Of 5 Major Chains 🪠
His heart isn't even two sizes two small, he doesn't have one at all
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Dec 19, 2025
ASTR
+15
Naughty List: Every Altcoin I Own
We've all been very, very bad this year
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Dec 17, 2025
LINK
+20
A Memecoin Wiener Came From Behind To Beat Half the Boobs On OnlyFans 🏆️
Funniest crypto story in a while
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Dec 11, 2025
Halving
+20
I'm Ready To Get Hurt Again, But Like, Festively 🎄
When technicals, sentiment, and macro all align, you either trust the process or remember what happened last time you trusted the process.
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Dec 9, 2025
LINK
+21
Totally Random: Vanguard, BofA, House GOP, Fed, and SEC All Pick Today 🤔
The color green makes me anxious I'm going to get hurt again
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Dec 2, 2025
SOL
+15
Feels Like Dental Work Without Anesthesia 🦷
The dip is beginning to feel like a mugging
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Nov 13, 2025
Altcoins
+26
Bullish at Dawn, By Noon All Gone
The morning looked impressive with many altcoins up +4%, but afternoon trading wiped out most of the gains
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Aug 29, 2024
Altcoins
+29
Fed’s Dovish Tone Puts Wind Beneath Crypto’s Wings
Crypto rallies, BTC bull RFK Jr. endorses Trump, and more in today's Litepaper
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Aug 23, 2024
