Winning Feels Good But Also A Little Weird 😰

Is this what Imposter Syndrome feels like?

Well, Hello Altcoins 👋

Still risky. Still weird. But at least now it looks survivable.

Crypto Got A Bit Of Swagger Back - Pawn Shop Rolex Energy, But Still 🕺

Maybe not premium confidence. More like counterfeit optimism with decent lighting.

Halfway To The Next Halving ⏳️

We're officially half way to BTC's next halving.

Crypto To World: Hodl My Beer 🍺

My Confidence In This Confidence Is More Confident Than My Last Confidence 😐️

A fresh burst of market confidence has arrived, which would feel better if confidence itself didn’t have such a rich history of lying.

Bulls Are Doing Pushups In The Middle Of The Highway Again 🐂

New Format! Well, new-ish. Let me know what you think.

White House To Banking Lobby: Sir, This Is A Wendy's 🍟

The Council of Economic Advisers just told the banks their trillion-dollar model forgot where money goes

The Toll Booth Guys Just Declared War On Roads 🪖

Legacy middlemen are begging the hall monitors to regulate the pavement because people found a route that doesn’t require stopping to kiss the ring.

IRS Participation Trophy: The Q2 Altcoin Market Cap Audit 📛

Spoiler: It sucks.