I'm Emotivonally Available For Gains And Emotionally Prepared For Disappointment

Ready to be hurt again

Market Improves From ‘Please No’ To ‘Okay Maybe’ In Stunning Emotional Breakthrough 🥲

Hodlers praised the progress while quietly leaving one hand near the emergency button.

DeFi United: Aave Passes Around The Hat 🎩

It's like a GoFundMe without a GoFundMe

The Toll Booth Guys Just Declared War On Roads 🪖

Legacy middlemen are begging the hall monitors to regulate the pavement because people found a route that doesn’t require stopping to kiss the ring.

Alts Say They’re Ready To Take It To The Next Level, Market Says It’s Not Ready 😐️

The Market Rallied and I Still Feel 🤷Nothing

When A Day In The Green Doesn't Feel Like A Day In The Green

Big gains earlier in the day were faded over the rest of the afternoon

🥳 The XRP vs. SEC Case Is Over! 🥳

It's finally over, the SEC vs. Ripple case.

Today's LP Is Brought To You By The Letters F, E, A, and R

Red is everywhere the past couple days - let's see what the weekend gives us

Bitcoin 2024: What We Know So Far

A look at what's happened so far at Bitcoin 2024, and Senator Warren's crypto bill suffers a drop

🎵 SOL Long, Not Well, Transactions Failed, We Sigh 🎶

SOL sucks, Ripple's stablecoin, crazy BTC ETF volume, Q1 crypto scam costs, and OneCoin player behind bars