Halving
+3
IRS Field Report: Q2 Is Crypto's Best Quarter. Sort Of. 📛
Special Edition: A 12-Year Forensic Review of Total Market Cap's Second Quarter
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Apr 2, 2026
MSTR
+9
March Broke The Five-Month Losing Streak 👍️
Even a butt ugly win is still a win, and we can take any win the market gives us.
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Apr 1, 2026
XLM
+8
🏖️The Spring Break Destination Guide: How Your Crypto Actually Performs in April 🏖️
This was too much fun to write, no one should have this much fun being a nerd.
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Mar 31, 2026
XTZ
+21
Single Digit Fear Index Means We're Basically Collecting Rare Achievements at This Point 🤣
Now it's just getting silly.
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Mar 30, 2026
EGLD
+18
Bitcoin's Momentum Gauges Just Broke History 🤯
There's insanely detached from reality, and then there's whatever the hells is going on right now.
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Mar 27, 2026
ATOM
+18
The Night Is Darkest Just Before The Dawn And It's Been Dark For 46 Days So Statistically We're Very Close 📆
Batman believed it. I believe it. Dawn any minute now. $17B in crypto options expire tomorrow
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Mar 26, 2026
MVRV
+15
Peter Schiff Somewhere Staring At A Wall Right Now And Honestly I Hope He's Okay 👨⚕️
Inflation, War, Global Chaos - Literally the Gold Commercial - and Gold Said 'Actually I'd Rather Not'
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Mar 25, 2026
BAL
+8
Regulators Have A Year To Define The Rules Which Means We'll Know What's Legal Around The Same Time We're Arrested for It 👮
Compliance speed-run: impossible difficulty.
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Mar 24, 2026
