Local Altcoin Volunteers To Go First So The Rest Can Watch What Happens 👷

Will it, won't it, will it, won't it, will it, won't it?

My Confidence In This Confidence Is More Confident Than My Last Confidence 😐️

A fresh burst of market confidence has arrived, which would feel better if confidence itself didn’t have such a rich history of lying.

Bitcoin's Momentum Gauges Just Broke History 🤯

There's insanely detached from reality, and then there's whatever the hells is going on right now.

Standing Here Like A Dog That's Been Returned To The Shelter Twice 🐩

Very sus. For good reasons.

Green Candles On Friday The 13th, Rally Into Valentine's Day. Nothing Suspicious Here. 😐️

Seems a little sus

Watching My Portfolio Like A Hospice Nurse On A Double Shift 😶

We're just here to manage the pain now.

This Week: Banks Lobby Their Debanking Victim For Protection From Competition 🤦

There's irony and there's whatever the fook this is

The Great Unclenching Of 2025 🗜️

An On-Chain Story Of Bitcoin's 2025

Alts Just Bitch Slapped Bears 👋

Double-digit percentage gains across the board for altcoins

ZEC Just Made A New 7.7 Year High 🚀

And it's still moving - it's the craziest and wildest mover in crypto right now

Confirmed: XRP and DOGE ETFs Tomorrow 🚀

Also: What moved post rate cut announcement.

Dear BIS, Your Idea Is BS 🙄

Oh look, an attempt to control crypto under the guise of targeting criminals

Robinhood Only Wants 25% Of Your Rewards To Stake Through Them 😢

Convenience tax, incoming. 😢

Altcoins Surge +20% Off March Lows 🤯

When The Bulls Might Be Bulls Again :bull

A Look at ETH, SUI, DOT, and ATOM's charts

Like A Cat Watching Five Laser Pointers, This Market Is Indecisive 😹

As indecisive things are, the altcoin market cap is still holding onto $1T

All Screens Scream Green

Nearly everything is in the green today, even XRP continues to pamp higher