XTZ
Tezos
XTZ
+21
Uh Oh, Chad Is Browsing Medieval Castle Listings Again 🏰
One Green Monday And People Have Lost Their Minds, Me Included
/
Aug 17, 2026
HYPE
+16
Hope And Fear Now Sharing Custody Of The Market On Alternating Days 🎭️
Good then bad then good then bad then good then bad then good then bad
/
Aug 3, 2026
LINK
+29
They’re SECZ And They Know It 🫢
It's a huge, huge, huge, huge deal for crypto
/
Jul 2, 2026
MS
+21
Market Improves From ‘Please No’ To ‘Okay Maybe’ In Stunning Emotional Breakthrough 🥲
Hodlers praised the progress while quietly leaving one hand near the emergency button.
/
Jun 8, 2026
MS
+26
DeFi United: Aave Passes Around The Hat 🎩
It's like a GoFundMe without a GoFundMe
/
Apr 24, 2026
HYPE
+20
Winning Feels Good But Also A Little Weird 😰
Is this what Imposter Syndrome feels like?
/
Apr 17, 2026
GS
+23
Halfway To The Next Halving ⏳️
We're officially half way to BTC's next halving.
/
Apr 14, 2026
XTZ
+21
Single Digit Fear Index Means We're Basically Collecting Rare Achievements at This Point 🤣
Now it's just getting silly.
/
Mar 30, 2026
BCH
+20
The SEC Brought The CFTC To Dinner And They Ordered A 68-Page Joint Rule 📏
Your guide to the big joint SEC/CFTC crypto reveal.
/
Mar 18, 2026
BAND
+23
The Most Beautifully Stupid Thing That Happened In Crypto Happened On Sunday 💇
A glorious crypto story
/
Feb 23, 2026
HYPE
+17
We Crawled 97% Of The Way Back And I Still Feel Like A Hostage 🥹
So close to whole. So far from healed. 3% more to go.......
/
Feb 9, 2026
ASTR
+21
The Altcoin Index Is Green Today, Which Means We're Only Down 40% Instead of 42% 🤦
Hope is a dangerous thing Andy
/
Jan 26, 2026
ASTR
+15
Naughty List: Every Altcoin I Own
We've all been very, very bad this year
/
Dec 17, 2025
BAND
+21
November 2025 Crypto Crime Scene Report: Detectives Say Every Chart Was Found Face-Down With No Signs Of Struggle 👮
Q4 is a shite show so far
/
Dec 1, 2025
XTZ
+17
Risk Is Tiptoeing Back In While Volatility Checks The Door Locks 🥷
Unafraid, then ok, then happy, then scared again, now brave-ishly sheepish
/
Nov 25, 2025
POKT
+15
I Almost Forgot How Pretty The Color Green Is 😏
And it's not even Christmas yet
/
Nov 18, 2025
BAND
+22
The Rektober Massacre: An Autopsy Of How Bad It Really Was 😱
It was the worst October ever for many, many cryptocurrencies
/
Nov 3, 2025
LINK
+40
It Could’ve Been Worse, But I’m Not Sure How. ☠️
Correction is what we were looking for, not extinction
/
Oct 13, 2025
