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Seems a little sus
Cute couple
Well played BlackRock, well played.
Now the market is being just plain mean
So close to whole. So far from healed. 3% more to go.......
A horse is a horse, a horse, of course, unless your Mr. Ed o.... corpse
Analysts recommend deep breaths and avoiding portfolio apps.
We're just here to manage the pain now.
7 Casualties, 2 Survivors, 0 Apologies