HYPE
+20
Perp My Ride 🏎️
TradFi Gets Perp’d So Hard It Forgets What a Share Is
BY Jonathan Morgan
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Jul 29, 2026
LINK
+16
Watching Bread Mold Is More Exciting 🍞
Waiting. Waiting. Waiting. Waiting.
BY Jonathan Morgan
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Jul 28, 2026
STORJ
+22
Crypto, Invented To Escape Central Banking, Now Waiting Fed Meeting 🤦
Let the waiting game begin.
BY Jonathan Morgan
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Jul 27, 2026
BONK
+11
Man Holds Bag Long Enough That It Now Qualifies As An Heirloom 👴
Plans to leave it to his son, who has already declined.
BY Jonathan Morgan
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Jul 24, 2026
LINK
+32
The Outflows Are Like Draining The Pool With A Cocktail Straw
Technically an outflow. Technically.
BY Jonathan Morgan
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Jul 23, 2026
BCH
+22
From Doom Scrolling To Yacht Shopping In Two Days 🤯
Nothing changes financial planning quite like two green candles.
BY Jonathan Morgan
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Jul 21, 2026
