Market Improves From ‘Please No’ To ‘Okay Maybe’ In Stunning Emotional Breakthrough 🥲

Hodlers praised the progress while quietly leaving one hand near the emergency button.

Stocktwits Crypto Data Dive - Week 23

Our updated list of the market's top trends.

A Letter To Everyone Watching Red

What has been will be again, there is nothing new under the sun

Coast Guard Suspends Search For Bottom, Cites Lack Of Visibility 🚣‍♂️

We've been here before, and it always sucks as much as it did last time

Charts Have Entered Rare Technical Pattern Known As ‘Stop Checking’ 🛑

Another day, another bleak outlook

So, That Sucks 🤷

But at least altcoins are not sucking as bad as Bitcoin

Man Who Said Sell Your Kidney Before Bitcoin Sells 32 BTC, Keeps Both Kidneys 🫘

I mean, to be fair, he didn't mean his kidney

Stocktwits Crypto Data Dive - Week 22

Our updated list of the market's top trends.

Report: June Contributes To Returns The Way A Hole Contributes To A Boat 🕳️

Sentiment Gauge Stuck At "Extreme Fear" Because It Was Never Built To Measure People This Calm 😐️

After $1B in liquidations over 24 hours, it's clear there is no fear

Altcoin Hodlers Find Comfort Knowing Everyone Else Also Looks Like They Licked A Battery 🔋

There's comfort in knowing everything and everyone is sour and slightly tangy

Scientists Confirm The Slow Removal Of A Flex Tape Band-Aid Still Less Cruel Than This Market

Market So Bad Traders Now Longing For Gentle Comfort Of Flex Tape Band-Aid Being Peeled Off Slowly