That's One Big Short Squeeze 🗜️

There's Short Squeezes Then There's Whatever Happened Today Is Called

It’s Chad’s Fault. Thanks Chad 😡

Looking At Castles What Were You Thinking

Uh Oh, Chad Is Browsing Medieval Castle Listings Again 🏰

One Green Monday And People Have Lost Their Minds, Me Included

Nobody Got Liquidated This Week Because There Was Nothing Left to Liquidate 😶

OMG obviously there were some liquidations, chill

Traders Are Interrogating Every Green Candle For Lies And Information 🟢

WHAT DO YOU KNOW???!!!

Crypto Gets The Rescue Dog Treatment - Loved, Fed, Watched For Sudden Movements 😶

A few days of nerves have turned to affection but one sudden move and this things goes back

Hope And Fear Now Sharing Custody Of The Market On Alternating Days 🎭️

Good then bad then good then bad then good then bad then good then bad

Perp My Ride 🏎️

TradFi Gets Perp’d So Hard It Forgets What a Share Is

Watching Bread Mold Is More Exciting 🍞

Waiting. Waiting. Waiting. Waiting.

The Outflows Are Like Draining The Pool With A Cocktail Straw

Technically an outflow. Technically.

From Doom Scrolling To Yacht Shopping In Two Days 🤯

Nothing changes financial planning quite like two green candles.

Crypto Has Entered Its “Don’t Make Eye Contact” Phase 👀

If you don't look at it, maybe things can just keep going a little more a little longer

I'm Emotivonally Available For Gains And Emotionally Prepared For Disappointment

Ready to be hurt again

The Banks Would Like Their Cross-Border Business Back, Please 😐️

Tokenized deposits are the counterpunch to Tether and Circle eating the cross-border business

Gains Had The Shelf Life Of A Sparkler 🎇

The Cookout Ended And So Did The Rally

Crypto's July, Graded Like Fireworks 🎆

Historical July performance, but they're fireworks reviews

Is... Is That... Green? 😲

There is a color other than red on the screen today

The Only Thing Bearish About Crypto Is The Price Action 🧠

The money flowing in is still massive

The MVRV Might Make Bears Nervy 😰

It's all On-Chain today folks

This Hurts Worse Than A Compound Fracture You Have To Look At 🤕

Well, maybe not that bad, but it's getting close.

Brain Says “Don’t Do It” While The Heart Whispers “What If This Time...” 😮‍💨

The eternal civil war between self-preservation and optimism continues uninterrupted.

Market Sends One 'Hey Stranger' And Man Deletes The Eleven-Paragraph Breakup Speech He'd Been Perfecting For Two Weeks 📆

Everyone Is Just Waiting For The CPI ⌚️

It's just a waiting game until we have an idea what happens with rates hikes post CPI data

Charts Have Entered Rare Technical Pattern Known As ‘Stop Checking’ 🛑

Another day, another bleak outlook

Altcoin Hodlers Find Comfort Knowing Everyone Else Also Looks Like They Licked A Battery 🔋

There's comfort in knowing everything and everyone is sour and slightly tangy