SUI
Sui
LINK
+22
It’s Chad’s Fault. Thanks Chad 😡
Looking At Castles What Were You Thinking
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Aug 18, 2026
LINK
+32
The Outflows Are Like Draining The Pool With A Cocktail Straw
Technically an outflow. Technically.
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Jul 23, 2026
BCH
+22
From Doom Scrolling To Yacht Shopping In Two Days 🤯
Nothing changes financial planning quite like two green candles.
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Jul 21, 2026
BAL
+24
Man Who Said Sell Your Kidney Before Bitcoin Sells 32 BTC, Keeps Both Kidneys 🫘
I mean, to be fair, he didn't mean his kidney
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Jun 1, 2026
XLM
+27
Report: Altcoins Upgraded From 'Do Not Resuscitate' To 'Try The Shock Paddle Things' 🏥
A handful of alts are looking a lot better
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May 21, 2026
BCH
+22
Crypto Market Holds Emergency Meeting To Decide Whether This Is A Breakout Or Just Another Elaborate Humiliation Ritual 🤔
Not much separating either bulls or bears getting a massive push here
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May 18, 2026
HYPE
+16
The Interesting Axis Was Never the Vertical One 🫢
A Big Gann Deep Dive Into BTC and ADA
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May 15, 2026
SOL
+20
Altcoin Funding Rates Look Calm. The Last Time They Looked This Calm, They Did Not Stay That Way 🤯
The market's last five funding resets ran higher. The current one is in progress.
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May 11, 2026
XLM
+21
Where The Dynamite Is Buried: A 30-Day Funding Tour 🧨
What people are doing in the perps markets can tell us a lot
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Apr 28, 2026
LINK
+12
Altcoins Saw Green And Immediately Made It Weird 😐️
A few clean pops, a few ugly reversals, and plenty of chart damage in between.
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Apr 23, 2026
BNB
+13
What The Kelp Happened 🤦
Crypto bridges falling down, falling down, falling down
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Apr 20, 2026
GS
+23
Halfway To The Next Halving ⏳️
We're officially half way to BTC's next halving.
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Apr 14, 2026
BAL
+8
Regulators Have A Year To Define The Rules Which Means We'll Know What's Legal Around The Same Time We're Arrested for It 👮
Compliance speed-run: impossible difficulty.
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Mar 24, 2026
BCH
+28
DOGE And Gold Are On The Same Leaderboard And Nobody Thinks That's Weird 😕
omewhere between a dog coin and a 5,000-year-old store of value, the definition of 'crypto exchange' stopped meaning what you think it means.
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Mar 23, 2026
ADA
+19
Shorts Got Liquidated, Alts Are Pumping, and I Smiled This Morning 🥳
Let's not get crazy - but this feels good.
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Mar 16, 2026
XLM
+16
Analysts Say 'Capitulation Hasn't Happened Yet,' Which Is Wild Because I Definitely Felt Something Leave My Body
Special BTC.S&P Correlation Issue
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Feb 24, 2026
LINK
+15
The Market Has Taken Everything Except My Ability to Make Jokes About It 🫡
And honestly, that's all I had left anyway. /insertdrumhighhat ba-dum-ching sound effect thing.
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Feb 18, 2026
XLM
+19
Green Candles On Friday The 13th, Rally Into Valentine's Day. Nothing Suspicious Here. 😐️
Seems a little sus
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Feb 13, 2026
TRX
+15
Wall Street's Largest Asset Manager Just Plugged Into A DEX 🦄
Well played BlackRock, well played.
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Feb 11, 2026
BAL
+19
Watching My Portfolio Like A Hospice Nurse On A Double Shift 😶
We're just here to manage the pain now.
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Feb 3, 2026
STORJ
+21
Checking Charts Every 5 Minutes Really Paying Off In Terms Of Stress 😰
Doctors recommend 10,000 steps a day. You're doing 10,000 refreshes.
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Jan 28, 2026
