The Outflows Are Like Draining The Pool With A Cocktail Straw

Technically an outflow. Technically.

The Banks Would Like Their Cross-Border Business Back, Please 😐️

Tokenized deposits are the counterpunch to Tether and Circle eating the cross-border business

They’re SECZ And They Know It 🫢

It's a huge, huge, huge, huge deal for crypto

Market Sends One 'Hey Stranger' And Man Deletes The Eleven-Paragraph Breakup Speech He'd Been Perfecting For Two Weeks 📆

Tokenized SpaceX Unwound: How Crypto's Pre-IPO "Access" Collapsed 🤦

Some got their stuffs, others didn't.

Crypto Closes April Green, Joy Remains Unconfirmed 🤷

Winning never felt so, well, not winning

White House To Banking Lobby: Sir, This Is A Wendy's 🍟

The Council of Economic Advisers just told the banks their trillion-dollar model forgot where money goes

We've Hit 'Extreme Fear' So Many Times It Should Just Be Called 'Regular Fear' by Now 🤣

I made myself laugh with that headline.

Shorts Got Liquidated, Alts Are Pumping, and I Smiled This Morning 🥳

Let's not get crazy - but this feels good.

Well, At Least We’re Green 😶

Grim buy green.

When I Stared Into The Abyss, It Didn’t Stare Back, It Gave Me A Hug And Reassuring Shoulder Squeeze 🫂

Hugs a gud

This Rally Feels Like When The Killer Lets You Run For A Bit Before The Third Act 🔪

A Memecoin Wiener Came From Behind To Beat Half the Boobs On OnlyFans 🏆️

Funniest crypto story in a while

Saylor Has Spent Enough On BTC This Year To Buy Every NFL Stadium 😶

Strategy Has Bought So Much This Year

Alts Just Bitch Slapped Bears 👋

Double-digit percentage gains across the board for altcoins

Q4's Leverage Detox Is Strenghtening The Crypto Market 💪

The Rektober Massacre: An Autopsy Of How Bad It Really Was 😱

It was the worst October ever for many, many cryptocurrencies

ZEC Just Made A New 7.7 Year High 🚀

And it's still moving - it's the craziest and wildest mover in crypto right now

Zcash Refuses To Die, Fine Wine Refuses To Ship, Ocean Refuses To Explain 😐️

It's weird out there in crypto today

Green Bags Any Flags? 😰

Also: Monkey JPEGS beat the Howey test

Don't Freak Out: It's Just A Name Change 🧠

It's the same newsletter, just a different name.

Guy Who Banked The Debanked Gets Debanked By The Guys He Banked 😆

A left handed football bat makes as much sense as what's happening with Justin Sun and the WLFI token

Time Heals All Dumb Entries 💓

Low and near-zero MVRV-Z scoresr say supply is tight and sellers are bored. That’s how quiet squeezes start.

The Rally Needed A Breather, Not A Eulogy 🪦

Prices outran their baseline and the gap got silly. Mean reversion by price or time is on deck, so momentum junkies can hydrate and chill.

Yup. August Is A Mean SOB. 😡

The weekend was just another example of August's continued tradition of being an ass to crypto