Fine. I’m Ready To Be Hurt Again 🫂

Just Rip My Heart Out Again, I'm Ready

That's One Big Short Squeeze 🗜️

There's Short Squeezes Then There's Whatever Happened Today Is Called

Uh Oh, Chad Is Browsing Medieval Castle Listings Again 🏰

One Green Monday And People Have Lost Their Minds, Me Included

Traders Are Interrogating Every Green Candle For Lies And Information 🟢

WHAT DO YOU KNOW???!!!

Traders Eyeing These Moves Like A Yard Sale Rolex ⌚️

Looks nice, it's shiny, but that second hand seems a little sus

Perp My Ride 🏎️

TradFi Gets Perp’d So Hard It Forgets What a Share Is

Man Holds Bag Long Enough That It Now Qualifies As An Heirloom 👴

Plans to leave it to his son, who has already declined.

Crypto Price Action: A Roomba Trapped Under the Couch 🤖

Forward 3 steps, back three steps, forward three steps, back three steps

Crypto Feels Like A Patient That Can Eat Solid Food Again 🍴

Nobody order the steak. We are still testing applesauce.

This Hurts Worse Than A Compound Fracture You Have To Look At 🤕

Well, maybe not that bad, but it's getting close.

Hear Ye, Hear Ye - The Screen Doth Run Green This Day 🥳

Feelings of merry-adjacent moods do rise today

Coast Guard Suspends Search For Bottom, Cites Lack Of Visibility 🚣‍♂️

We've been here before, and it always sucks as much as it did last time

So, That Sucks 🤷

But at least altcoins are not sucking as bad as Bitcoin

Altseason Calls Finally Aging Like Bourbon Instead Of Unrefrigerated Yogurt 🥃

Time is the only honest test of readiness. Everything else is just guessing ahead of the clock.

Came For The Awards, Stayed For The Pump 💪

You know it's a good time when you wake up more drunk than when you went to bed. Reportedly. Something I heard.

Winning Feels Good But Also A Little Weird 😰

Is this what Imposter Syndrome feels like?

Crypto Got A Bit Of Swagger Back - Pawn Shop Rolex Energy, But Still 🕺

Maybe not premium confidence. More like counterfeit optimism with decent lighting.

The Night Is Darkest Just Before The Dawn And It's Been Dark For 46 Days So Statistically We're Very Close 📆

Batman believed it. I believe it. Dawn any minute now. $17B in crypto options expire tomorrow

Turns Out the Pot Of Gold Was Just More Volatility 🤷

Tricked again. Should've known.

Standing Here Like A Dog That's Been Returned To The Shelter Twice 🐩

Very sus. For good reasons.

Can't Tell If I'm Numb Or Enlightened 🤔

But hey! I don't flinch anymore!

Support Level Found: The Floor. Of Your Apartment. Where You're Lying. 😵

Fetal position is a valid trading strategy now.

The Good, The Bad, And The Fugly

How it's looking out there.

When Charts And Chains Collide ⛓️

hree Tickers, Three Stories, Three Different Endings

Alts Say They’re Ready To Take It To The Next Level, Market Says It’s Not Ready 😐️