DOGE
Dogecoin
LINK
+22
It’s Chad’s Fault. Thanks Chad 😡
Looking At Castles What Were You Thinking
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Aug 18, 2026
LINK
+15
Traders Are Interrogating Every Green Candle For Lies And Information 🟢
WHAT DO YOU KNOW???!!!
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Aug 11, 2026
LINK
+13
Crypto Gets The Rescue Dog Treatment - Loved, Fed, Watched For Sudden Movements 😶
A few days of nerves have turned to affection but one sudden move and this things goes back
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Aug 4, 2026
LINK
+22
Crypto Price Action: A Roomba Trapped Under the Couch 🤖
Forward 3 steps, back three steps, forward three steps, back three steps
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Jul 17, 2026
XLM
+19
Market Somehow Pulls Ladder Out From Under Itself, Defies Science 🤔
"He was already up there. He just reached down and took it," said one bystander, still shaking.
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Jul 13, 2026
XLM
+10
Crypto's July, Graded Like Fireworks 🎆
Historical July performance, but they're fireworks reviews
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Jun 30, 2026
MVRV
+21
Everyone Is Just Waiting For The CPI ⌚️
It's just a waiting game until we have an idea what happens with rates hikes post CPI data
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Jun 9, 2026
BCH
+22
Crypto Market Holds Emergency Meeting To Decide Whether This Is A Breakout Or Just Another Elaborate Humiliation Ritual 🤔
Not much separating either bulls or bears getting a massive push here
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May 18, 2026
HYPE
+24
Man Who Sold Yesterday Now A Believer Again 😆
Flippity floppity bippity boppity
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May 6, 2026
LINK
+25
Came For The Awards, Stayed For The Pump 💪
You know it's a good time when you wake up more drunk than when you went to bed. Reportedly. Something I heard.
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May 5, 2026
HYPE
+25
Crypto Closes April Green, Joy Remains Unconfirmed 🤷
Winning never felt so, well, not winning
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Apr 30, 2026
PUMP
+23
Wife Leaves Note On Fridge: "It's Me Or The 4-Hour Chart" 📈
Waiting and more waiting for a direction other than to the right
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Apr 29, 2026
XLM
+21
Where The Dynamite Is Buried: A 30-Day Funding Tour 🧨
What people are doing in the perps markets can tell us a lot
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Apr 28, 2026
MS
+26
DeFi United: Aave Passes Around The Hat 🎩
It's like a GoFundMe without a GoFundMe
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Apr 24, 2026
HYPE
+20
Winning Feels Good But Also A Little Weird 😰
Is this what Imposter Syndrome feels like?
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Apr 17, 2026
LINK
+16
My Confidence In This Confidence Is More Confident Than My Last Confidence 😐️
A fresh burst of market confidence has arrived, which would feel better if confidence itself didn’t have such a rich history of lying.
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Apr 10, 2026
BCH
+28
DOGE And Gold Are On The Same Leaderboard And Nobody Thinks That's Weird 😕
omewhere between a dog coin and a 5,000-year-old store of value, the definition of 'crypto exchange' stopped meaning what you think it means.
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Mar 23, 2026
BCH
+20
The SEC Brought The CFTC To Dinner And They Ordered A 68-Page Joint Rule 📏
Your guide to the big joint SEC/CFTC crypto reveal.
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Mar 18, 2026
MVRV
+8
Market Down 50% But I've Grown So Much As A Person 👴
Thick skin, like steel reinforced concrete thick.
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Feb 17, 2026
