It’s Chad’s Fault. Thanks Chad 😡

Looking At Castles What Were You Thinking

Crypto Has Entered Its “Don’t Make Eye Contact” Phase 👀

If you don't look at it, maybe things can just keep going a little more a little longer

I'm Emotivonally Available For Gains And Emotionally Prepared For Disappointment

Ready to be hurt again

Market Somehow Pulls Ladder Out From Under Itself, Defies Science 🤔

"He was already up there. He just reached down and took it," said one bystander, still shaking.

Tom Lee Says It's A Bottom. Tom Lee Always Says It's A Bottom 🤦

Down 48% from the $4.2T high and the mood isn't fear, it's a shrug. VanEck calls it orderly. The chart calls it a slow bleed.

Crypto Is Up But Not Emotionally Available 🛋️

A small bounce, a big sigh, and zero emotional growth.

Market Reminds Everyone It Loves Them Just Enough To Keep Hurting Them ❤️

Fear And Greed should be called Acceptance And Greed

Man Who Said Sell Your Kidney Before Bitcoin Sells 32 BTC, Keeps Both Kidneys 🫘

I mean, to be fair, he didn't mean his kidney

Scientists Confirm The Slow Removal Of A Flex Tape Band-Aid Still Less Cruel Than This Market

Market So Bad Traders Now Longing For Gentle Comfort Of Flex Tape Band-Aid Being Peeled Off Slowly

One In Four Americans Now Owns Crypto - And the Buyer Has Changed 🤯

The 2026 Crypto Holder Is Older, More Female, and Less Silicon Valley

Crypto To World: Hodl My Beer 🍺

The Market Has Taken Everything Except My Ability to Make Jokes About It 🫡

And honestly, that's all I had left anyway. /insertdrumhighhat ba-dum-ching sound effect thing.

Have Yourself A Merry Little Rate Cut, Let Your Longs Be Right 🛷

And From Now On, the Dot Plot Says Goodnight

I'm Ready To Get Hurt Again, But Like, Festively 🎄

When technicals, sentiment, and macro all align, you either trust the process or remember what happened last time you trusted the process.

Saylor Has Spent Enough On BTC This Year To Buy Every NFL Stadium 😶

Strategy Has Bought So Much This Year

Two Days Of Green Has Me Feeling Like I Won The Lottery, But Lost The Ticket 😶

The volume is a little, um, low and I have trust issues

Well, DAT Sucks 😐️

Crypto DATs and ETFs have, well, sucked. Let's look at how bad they suck

Bitcoin Stared Into The Abyss, And The Abyss Pointed And Laughed 🤣

Bitcoin is down and underperforming the rest of the crypto market big time

Bitcoin Dominance Chart Displays Textbook 'Sweaty Upper Lip' Formation Before Altcoin Bender 🍻

It's not good for maxis, but it's good for everything else