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Crypto DATs and ETFs have, well, sucked. Let's look at how bad they suck

OVERVIEW

Well, Dat Sucks šŸ˜ļø

Before we dive in, here’s today’s crypto market heatmap:

Source: finviz

And here’s a look at crypto’s total market and altcoin market cap charts:

Source: TradingView

TECHNICAL ANALYSIS
Well, DAT Sucks šŸ˜ļø

Digital Asset Treasury entities (DATs) and crypto ETFs have had a rough start. 🟄 

And I when I say rough start, I mean most of the pulled a hamstring right out the gate or showed up drunk off their ass.

Let’s start with oldest dog in this kennel, $MSTR ( ā–¼ 2.17% ).

Strategy - BTC DAT

Strategy Daily Chart - Click to enlarge.

Strategy has the benefit of time on it’s side. For over five years, Saylor’s been at it, adding $BTC.X ( ā–¼ 4.48% ) to the balance sheet. Since August 11, 2020, Strategy is up +1,308%.

Since the start of 2025 though? Down -37%.

SharpLink Gaming - ETH DAT

SBET Daily Chart - Click to enlarge.

$SBET ( ā–¼ 5.51% )’s been operating as an ETH DAT since May 27, 2025, so roughly six months. And in that time, SBET’s dropped -71%.

ZONE - Dogecoin DAT

ZONE Daily Chart - Click to enlarge.

The only zone that $ZONE ( ā–¼ 6.98% ) has entered is the death zone. Since it’s September 15, 2025 debut, ZONE has fallen -90%.

Bitwise Solana Staking ETF

BSOL Daily Chart - Click to enlarge.

Bitwise’s $BSOL ( ā–¼ 6.78% ) has only been active for 15 days, but it’s already down -36%.

Canary XRP ETF

XRPC Daily Chart - Click to enlarge.

The $XRPC ( ā–¼ 5.14% ) ETF hasn’t been out long, but all it’s seen in three days of trading is red.

Immutable Holdings (Canada) - Hedera DAT

HOLD Weekly Chart - Click to enlarge.

Figured I’d look at a non-US based DAT, this one is $HOLD.TSX ( 0.0% ), a $HBAR.X ( ā–¼ 2.64% ) DAT. Since July 28 (first trade day as a DAT), it’s down 0.47%.

Canary Litecoin ETF

LTCC Daily Chart - Click to enlarge.

15 days in and Canary’s $LTC.X ( ā–¼ 4.55% ) ETF is only down -11% - which is a serious outperformer compared to the other crypto DATs and ETFs.

Cypher - Zcash DAT

If there’s one positive amongst this collection of beaten down tickers, it’s the Winklevoss’s $ZEC.X ( ā–¼ 4.32% ) DAT (who the hell would have predicted that would be a thing?), $CYPH ( ā–¼ 11.64% ).

It’s the only one out of the bunch that’s positive. But it’s only been active as a ZEC DAT for one-and-a-half days, but still, at least it’s positive (+26%). šŸ‘ļø 

TECHNICAL ANALYSIS
For Altcoin Fans: It’s Not All Bad šŸ¤”

BTC Dominance Weekly Chart - Click to enlarge.

The chart above is Bitcoin’s dominance chart - it represents the percentage of the whole crypto market made up by Bitcoin, currently at 59.52%.

We’ve looked at this chart many times this year, but something happened last night when the weekly candlestick closed. I take that back, two things happened last night simultaneously.

  1. The BTC Dominance weekly chart closed below the bear flag.

  2. The weekly close confirmed an Ideal Bearish Ichimoku Breakout.

I don’t have any statistics on the frequency of those two events happening at the same time, but they are both very bearish in nature.

This means that whether the crypto market moves higher, or lower, altcoins are likely to outpeform Bitcoin in either direction. 🧠

CARDANO
Could Be Worse 🧠

This horror story from ZachXBT’s Telegram yesterday involves $ADA.X ( ā–¼ 9.41% ).

A dormant Cardano wallet came to life and swapped $14.4M ADA for, what I image, was an equal USD value in a stablecoin on Cardano’s network, USDA, from Anzen.

Anzen

Well, that’s not exactly what happened:

Click to enlarge.

You read that correctly - instead of getting $7M, the conversion was for $847K. Which, I think, was due to a market order for that amount.

So just remember, if our account is red and it feels sore, someone always has it worse. 🤦 

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