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Well, DAT Sucks šļø
Crypto DATs and ETFs have, well, sucked. Let's look at how bad they suck
OVERVIEW
Well, Dat Sucks šļø

Before we dive in, hereās todayās crypto market heatmap:
And hereās a look at cryptoās total market and altcoin market cap charts:
TECHNICAL ANALYSIS
Well, DAT Sucks šļø
Digital Asset Treasury entities (DATs) and crypto ETFs have had a rough start. š„
And I when I say rough start, I mean most of the pulled a hamstring right out the gate or showed up drunk off their ass.
Letās start with oldest dog in this kennel, $MSTR ( ā¼ 2.17% ).
Strategy - BTC DAT
Strategy has the benefit of time on itās side. For over five years, Saylorās been at it, adding $BTC.X ( ā¼ 4.48% ) to the balance sheet. Since August 11, 2020, Strategy is up +1,308%.
Since the start of 2025 though? Down -37%.
SharpLink Gaming - ETH DAT
$SBET ( ā¼ 5.51% )ās been operating as an ETH DAT since May 27, 2025, so roughly six months. And in that time, SBETās dropped -71%.
ZONE - Dogecoin DAT
The only zone that $ZONE ( ā¼ 6.98% ) has entered is the death zone. Since itās September 15, 2025 debut, ZONE has fallen -90%.
Bitwise Solana Staking ETF
Bitwiseās $BSOL ( ā¼ 6.78% ) has only been active for 15 days, but itās already down -36%.
Canary XRP ETF
The $XRPC ( ā¼ 5.14% ) ETF hasnāt been out long, but all itās seen in three days of trading is red.
Immutable Holdings (Canada) - Hedera DAT
Figured Iād look at a non-US based DAT, this one is $HOLD.TSX ( 0.0% ), a $HBAR.X ( ā¼ 2.64% ) DAT. Since July 28 (first trade day as a DAT), itās down 0.47%.
Canary Litecoin ETF
15 days in and Canaryās $LTC.X ( ā¼ 4.55% ) ETF is only down -11% - which is a serious outperformer compared to the other crypto DATs and ETFs.
Cypher - Zcash DAT
If thereās one positive amongst this collection of beaten down tickers, itās the Winklevossās $ZEC.X ( ā¼ 4.32% ) DAT (who the hell would have predicted that would be a thing?), $CYPH ( ā¼ 11.64% ).
Itās the only one out of the bunch thatās positive. But itās only been active as a ZEC DAT for one-and-a-half days, but still, at least itās positive (+26%). šļø
TECHNICAL ANALYSIS
For Altcoin Fans: Itās Not All Bad š¤
The chart above is Bitcoinās dominance chart - it represents the percentage of the whole crypto market made up by Bitcoin, currently at 59.52%.
Weāve looked at this chart many times this year, but something happened last night when the weekly candlestick closed. I take that back, two things happened last night simultaneously.
The BTC Dominance weekly chart closed below the bear flag.
The weekly close confirmed an Ideal Bearish Ichimoku Breakout.
I donāt have any statistics on the frequency of those two events happening at the same time, but they are both very bearish in nature.
This means that whether the crypto market moves higher, or lower, altcoins are likely to outpeform Bitcoin in either direction. š§
CARDANO
Could Be Worse š§
This horror story from ZachXBTās Telegram yesterday involves $ADA.X ( ā¼ 9.41% ).
A dormant Cardano wallet came to life and swapped $14.4M ADA for, what I image, was an equal USD value in a stablecoin on Cardanoās network, USDA, from Anzen.
Well, thatās not exactly what happened:
You read that correctly - instead of getting $7M, the conversion was for $847K. Which, I think, was due to a market order for that amount.
So just remember, if our account is red and it feels sore, someone always has it worse. š¤¦
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