Jonathan Morgan

Stocktwits Crypto Data Dive - Week 6

Our updated list of the market's top trends.

This Rally Feels Like When The Killer Lets You Run For A Bit Before The Third Act 🔪

If My Portfolio Were A Horse, The Vet Would've Shot It And Then Shot Me For Making Him Look At It 🐎

A horse is a horse, a horse, of course, unless your Mr. Ed o.... corpse

Fear Index Hits Fetal Position 👶

Analysts recommend deep breaths and avoiding portfolio apps.

Watching My Portfolio Like A Hospice Nurse On A Double Shift 😶

We're just here to manage the pain now.

Code Red: January 2026 Crypto Triage Report 🤕

7 Casualties, 2 Survivors, 0 Apologies

Stocktwits Crypto Data Dive - Week 5

Our updated list of the market's top trends.

Crypto Singles: February Edition 💘

Swipe Right on History, Swipe Left on Hopium

"It’s Just A Healthy Correction," Says Man Currently Listing His Blood Plasma On eBay 🩸

Top strategists confirm that you technically cannot lose purchasing power to inflation if the market removes your ability to purchase anything at all.

Checking Charts Every 5 Minutes Really Paying Off In Terms Of Stress 😰

Doctors recommend 10,000 steps a day. You're doing 10,000 refreshes.