Nobody Got Liquidated This Week Because There Was Nothing Left to Liquidate 😶

OMG obviously there were some liquidations, chill

Hope And Fear Now Sharing Custody Of The Market On Alternating Days 🎭️

Good then bad then good then bad then good then bad then good then bad

So, June Sucked 🤔

Let's review the damage, but in a fun way.

Coast Guard Suspends Search For Bottom, Cites Lack Of Visibility 🚣‍♂️

We've been here before, and it always sucks as much as it did last time

Charts Have Entered Rare Technical Pattern Known As ‘Stop Checking’ 🛑

Another day, another bleak outlook

Report: June Contributes To Returns The Way A Hole Contributes To A Boat 🕳️

Altcoin Hodlers Find Comfort Knowing Everyone Else Also Looks Like They Licked A Battery 🔋

There's comfort in knowing everything and everyone is sour and slightly tangy

Happy Bitcoin Pizza Day 🍕

16 years went by fast.

Crypto Got A Bit Of Swagger Back - Pawn Shop Rolex Energy, But Still 🕺

Maybe not premium confidence. More like counterfeit optimism with decent lighting.

Can't Tell If I'm Numb Or Enlightened 🤔

But hey! I don't flinch anymore!

Green Candles On Friday The 13th, Rally Into Valentine's Day. Nothing Suspicious Here. 😐️

Seems a little sus

Brief Moment Of Joy Successfully Converted Into Extended Suffering 🩹

Efficient. Ruthless. The market is an artist. Of cruelty.

Support Level Found: The Floor. Of Your Apartment. Where You're Lying. 😵

Fetal position is a valid trading strategy now.

The Good, The Bad, And The Fugly

How it's looking out there.

This Week: Banks Lobby Their Debanking Victim For Protection From Competition 🤦

There's irony and there's whatever the fook this is

Totally Random: Vanguard, BofA, House GOP, Fed, and SEC All Pick Today 🤔

The color green makes me anxious I'm going to get hurt again

Next Week Looks About As Safe As Bootleg Halloween Candy 🍬

Of course all this happens during Halloween week.

It Could’ve Been Worse, But I’m Not Sure How. ☠️

Correction is what we were looking for, not extinction

Zcash Refuses To Die, Fine Wine Refuses To Ship, Ocean Refuses To Explain 😐️

It's weird out there in crypto today

Alts Are Tighter Than A Latex Catsuit After Three Pumpkin Latte Martinis 🐈‍⬛

So many ranges getting squeezed

Fed Verbs Don’t Trade Charts 📊

Hike, cut, whatever. The phase is the boss. Next week, the shenanigans begin.

Hackers Tripped Over Their Own Shoelaces 👟

Damage was lunch money. You still lock the door. Oh, and DOGE ETF coming Thursday?!

Breakouts Need Friends 🫂

Coiled tape favors mean reversion until breadth expands. Fade extremes, respect invalidations.

Only Took 1,374 Days 🤦

It's crazy but not so crazy it took this long for this to happen

401k Pick Up Line To Crypto: Nice Asset 👍️

More than crypto gets to go to the 401k party