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So many ranges getting squeezed
OVERVIEW
Alts Are Tighter Than A Latex Catsuit After Three Pumpkin Latte Martinis šāā¬

Before we dive in, hereās todayās crypto market heatmap:
And hereās a look at cryptoās total market and altcoin market cap charts:
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TECHNICAL ANALYSIS
Charts Donāt Lie: Breakouts Loading Across the Board š
Itās that time of the week/month/quarter where I get to do my favorite part of the job. A boatload of alts are prepped for a breakout. š£āāļø
Mina Protocol $MINA.X ( ā² 2.17% )
Knife catching on the monthly chart? Could be a bad decision. Oh well, chalk it up to a lifetime collection of things that felt good in the now but turned into a bad decision in retrospect: like any Taco Bell after 1AM.
Oddly enough, if there was a chart that was a description for what Taco Bell at 1AM looks like, Minaās monthly chart is a solid contender:
There are some of things that a knife-catcher like me absolutely loves about this chart:
Thereās a stupid amount of gaps between the candlestick bodies and the Tenkan-Sen. I always tell folks that the candlestick bodies and the Tenkan-Sen are like an unhealthy co-dependent couple who fight, run away, but always come back.
But to be honest, my heart goes out to the Tenkan-Sen here - the sheer number of months these gaps have existed make me think the candlestick body has given itself over to another man, had a family, and forgot to tell the Tenkan-Sen āweāre doneā and is never coming back.
The slope of the Composite Index suggests that itās going to cross and possibly close above its fast moving average for the first time ever.
The slope of the DPO suggests itās going to cross and close above the zero line soon.
Itās ugly, but hey, itās Halloween and maybe Minaās a Cinderella who just needs a horse-drawn Pumpkin-carriage to take it somewhere nice. But I totally plan on treating it like any other Pumpkin at the end of Halloween and chucking it before it starts to stink. š
So before we dive into the chart, this just happened today for Sei. $BLK ( ā¼ 0.11% ) and Brevan Howard tokenized funds launched in Sei. Kind of a big deal.
Iāll make this as painless as possible. A daily close at/above $0.3473 would confirm an Ideal Bullish Ichimoku Breakout - thatās the most conservative of bullish entry setups for the Ichimoku system.
BUT.
A weekly close at/above $0.3223 would put the weekly above its weekly Tenkan-Sen ($0.3147) and the bottom of the Cloud, Senkou Span A ($0.3222). For the weekly chart, this would constitute an aggressive entry opportunity.
There is one couple technical bullish consideration not shown that I want to tag here quick. Seiās current monthly close is above the Tenkan-Sen. Thereās plenty of Rocktober left, but if Sei can manage to close above the monthly Tenkan-Sen ($0.2603), that will be the first time in its short history to do so. š
Pendle $PENDLE.X ( ā¼ 2.0% )
Out of the three altcoins here, Pendle is the one that looks the least like Glen after Neegan introduced him to Lucille.
This chart already had a confirmed Ideal Bullish Ichimoku Breakout setup weeks ago. Now itās in the prime āadd-to or add-newā condition, which is fulfilled when the weekly closes above the Tenkan-Sen ($5.21).
The hidden bullish divergence and the slope of the DPO are tempting as hell. But thereās a lot of the week left and confirmation is always a necessity. ā
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NEWS
Big Labor & Big Banks Bitching: Crying About Crypto Like Itās The End of Their Monopoly š»

First came the bankers in August. Then the labor unions followed in October. Both clutching the same pearls - crypto might actually work without them. š±
August: Bankers Beg Congress To Keep Their Turf
On August 12, state banking associations sent a joint letter to Congress whining about āloopholesā in the recently passed GENIUS Act. Stablecoins threaten their business model.
They donāt want exchanges or issuers paying yield because thatās their racket - collecting your deposits, paying you crumbs, and lending your money ten times over.
They claim letting people earn yield on stablecoins āundermines the financial system.ā
They even asked Congress to repeal Section 16(d) of the GENIUS Act, which lets special-purpose depository institutions operate across state lines. Canāt have Wyomingās crypto-friendly banks showing up and embarrassing the old guard. š¤¦
October: Labor Joins the Choir of Control Freaks
Then, yesterday (October 7, 2025), the AFL-CIO decided to jump in with its own doom letter, warning that the Senateās Responsible Financial Innovation Act (RFIA) could āput workers and the financial system at risk.ā š
According to the union, the bill is āa facade of regulation.ā Gving FDIC-insured banks permission to hold or trade crypto is a national crisis now. The union claims it would āheighten systemic riskā and āexpose workersā pensions and 401(k)s to instability.ā
The Common Denominator
Different industries, same panic. Big Banks and Big Labor built their empires on control over credit, over savings, over who gets to participate. Crypto breaks that chain.
So now theyāre waving the āconsumer protectionā flag, hoping Congress mistakes self-preservation for public service. But hereās the truth: if your model collapses the moment people have alternatives, maybe itās not the system thatās risky⦠š¤
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š¾ Decentralandās Regenesis Labs Hackathon Invites Builders to āBring Your Vibeā
Decentralandās new hackathon mixes AI-assisted āvibe codingā with Halloween chaos and $7,500 in MANA prizes. Anyone can join - from first-timers to veterans - to turn their moods into Worlds through AI-powered creation tools. Basically: build your dream, make it spooky, and maybe get paid for your vibe. Decentraland.
š¦ Virtuals Protocol Launches āUnicornā to Fix Its Own Launchpad Mess
DeFiās version of survival of the most convicted. Virtuals admits its āfairā Genesis model turned into a farm-fest, so it built Unicorn - a launch system rewarding conviction instead of point-chasing. Founders only unlock funding once their projects prove real traction, and early believers get rewarded big if they bet right. Virtuals.
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āļø Metis Dodges SEC Trouble With a Real Decentralized Sequencer
The SEC might be hunting for targets (well, maybe hunted) - but Metis already moved the goalposts. While most chains flirt with ādecentralizationā but still run a single sequencer, Metis actually built one that regulators canāt call an exchange. Its live decentralized sequencer rotates operators, posts batches to Ethereum, and uses BFT consensus so no oneās sitting on the power switch. Metis.
š Alchemy Pay Turns 8 and Still Thinks Big
Alchemy Payās journey from a 2017 fiat-crypto bridge to a global payment network spans Coinbase listings, Visa/Mastercard compliance, and 173-country coverage. Now itās building Alchemy Chain for stablecoin settlements and an RWA platform for tokenized investing. Eight years in, the companyās still doing what TradFi canāt - connecting both worlds without catching fire. Alchemy Pay.
š§ ZKsyncās Atlas Upgrade Goes Full Turbo - 43K TPS and One-Second Finality
Atlas turns Ethereum-anchored chains into a real-time, cryptographically-verified internet economy. The new Atlas upgrade for the ZK Stack brings a sequencer hitting 15Kā43K TPS and Airbender proofs finalizing in one second flat. With costs down to $0.0001 per ERC-20 transfer, itās practically faster than Visa and cheaper than your dignity on gas fees day. ZKsync.
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