Fine. I’m Ready To Be Hurt Again 🫂

Just Rip My Heart Out Again, I'm Ready

That's One Big Short Squeeze 🗜️

There's Short Squeezes Then There's Whatever Happened Today Is Called

Nobody Got Liquidated This Week Because There Was Nothing Left to Liquidate 😶

OMG obviously there were some liquidations, chill

Crypto Gets The Rescue Dog Treatment - Loved, Fed, Watched For Sudden Movements 😶

A few days of nerves have turned to affection but one sudden move and this things goes back

The Outflows Are Like Draining The Pool With A Cocktail Straw

Technically an outflow. Technically.

Everybody's Underwater And Nobody's Selling 👍️

That is a good thing

The Banks Would Like Their Cross-Border Business Back, Please 😐️

Tokenized deposits are the counterpunch to Tether and Circle eating the cross-border business

Tom Lee Says It's A Bottom. Tom Lee Always Says It's A Bottom 🤦

Down 48% from the $4.2T high and the mood isn't fear, it's a shrug. VanEck calls it orderly. The chart calls it a slow bleed.

So, June Sucked 🤔

Let's review the damage, but in a fun way.

Is... Is That... Green? 😲

There is a color other than red on the screen today

Brain Says “Don’t Do It” While The Heart Whispers “What If This Time...” 😮‍💨

The eternal civil war between self-preservation and optimism continues uninterrupted.

Local Altcoin Volunteers To Go First So The Rest Can Watch What Happens 👷

Will it, won't it, will it, won't it, will it, won't it?

A Letter To Everyone Watching Red

What has been will be again, there is nothing new under the sun

Scientists Confirm The Slow Removal Of A Flex Tape Band-Aid Still Less Cruel Than This Market

Market So Bad Traders Now Longing For Gentle Comfort Of Flex Tape Band-Aid Being Peeled Off Slowly

Altcoins Ask Market To Stop Threatening Them And Just Do It Already 🕛️

Waiting, and more waiting, and, what's this? More waiting.

The Interesting Axis Was Never the Vertical One 🫢

A Big Gann Deep Dive Into BTC and ADA

Crypto Industry Celebrates Historic Vote To Have Another Vote Later ☑️

The other 76 senators were still being briefed on what crypto is.

The Senate's 309-Page Crypto Bill, Broken Down 📜

Stablecoin yield, the 60-day SEC clock, and banks getting the keys.

Altseason Calls Finally Aging Like Bourbon Instead Of Unrefrigerated Yogurt 🥃

Time is the only honest test of readiness. Everything else is just guessing ahead of the clock.

Came For The Awards, Stayed For The Pump 💪

You know it's a good time when you wake up more drunk than when you went to bed. Reportedly. Something I heard.

Altcoin Market Snaps 6 Month Losing Streak 👍️

A win is a win

Wife Leaves Note On Fridge: "It's Me Or The 4-Hour Chart" 📈

Waiting and more waiting for a direction other than to the right

BTC Got Within Slapping Distance Of $80K. Then Got Slapped. 👋

DeFi United: Aave Passes Around The Hat 🎩

It's like a GoFundMe without a GoFundMe

What The Kelp Happened 🤦

Crypto bridges falling down, falling down, falling down