The Rally Has A Pulse, A Burner Phone, And No Fixed Address 😶

Everyone is nervous, bulls and bears both

It's Not Ethereum's Birthday 🎂

Ethereum Isn't Eleven. It's Ten And Wearing Its Mom's Name

They’re SECZ And They Know It 🫢

It's a huge, huge, huge, huge deal for crypto

Is... Is That... Green? 😲

There is a color other than red on the screen today

Halfway To The Next Halving ⏳️

We're officially half way to BTC's next halving.

Single Digit Fear Index Means We're Basically Collecting Rare Achievements at This Point 🤣

Now it's just getting silly.

DOGE And Gold Are On The Same Leaderboard And Nobody Thinks That's Weird 😕

omewhere between a dog coin and a 5,000-year-old store of value, the definition of 'crypto exchange' stopped meaning what you think it means.

Watching My Portfolio Like A Hospice Nurse On A Double Shift 😶

We're just here to manage the pain now.

No, Zcash Devs Didn’t Quit 🤦

Alts Just Bitch Slapped Bears 👋

Double-digit percentage gains across the board for altcoins

And So It Begins: The Great Yield Migration 🐘

Confirmed: XRP and DOGE ETFs Tomorrow 🚀

Also: What moved post rate cut announcement.

⚠️ STOP NOW: Hack Flipping Wallet Addresses ⚠️

The entire JavaScript ecosystem is probably compromised, that's why this LP is going out early.

Crypto Bulls Hit Resistance, Recovery Underway 🐂

Bulls charge, get punched, fall down, get back up, and are ready to charge again

SEC Confirms Proof-of-Work Is Not A Security And Is, Well, Work 🤦

Proof-of-Work gets the all-clear

Bitcoin 2024: What We Know So Far

A look at what's happened so far at Bitcoin 2024, and Senator Warren's crypto bill suffers a drop

Bulls Bustin Out?

ADA, ZRX, RUNE, and DOT charts, a look at how ETH's blockchain is ran, and the SEC's win vs. loss against crypto.

How Much FTX Customers Are Getting

ADA, FLOKI, and ZRX charts, plus how much FTX customers are getting back