Today’s Market Forecast: Yes, No, Maybe, Refresh 💹

The only confirmed trend is refreshing.

Shorts Got Liquidated, Alts Are Pumping, and I Smiled This Morning 🥳

Let's not get crazy - but this feels good.

Stress Readings This Bad Used to Require An Exchange Imploding. Now We Do It Organically 🤷

Fear is the mind-killer. Also the portfolio-killer.

Analysts Say 'Capitulation Hasn't Happened Yet,' Which Is Wild Because I Definitely Felt Something Leave My Body

Special BTC.S&P Correlation Issue

Support Level Found: The Floor. Of Your Apartment. Where You're Lying. 😵

Fetal position is a valid trading strategy now.

The Good, The Bad, And The Fugly

How it's looking out there.

I'm So Damanged I Don't Trust Anything That Isn't Actively Rugging Me 🥹

Good feelings officially feel suspicious

The Market Rallied and I Still Feel 🤷Nothing

Oh The Volume Outside Is Frightful 🌨️

But the support level is so delightful. Well, delightful-ish

Grandma Got Run Over By A Red Candle 😵

Grandma, like this market, needs a Christmas miracle.

Bitcoin Dominance Chart Displays Textbook 'Sweaty Upper Lip' Formation Before Altcoin Bender 🍻

It's not good for maxis, but it's good for everything else

The Rektober Massacre: An Autopsy Of How Bad It Really Was 😱

It was the worst October ever for many, many cryptocurrencies

It Could’ve Been Worse, But I’m Not Sure How. ☠️

Correction is what we were looking for, not extinction

And So It Begins: The Great Yield Migration 🐘

Guy Who Banked The Debanked Gets Debanked By The Guys He Banked 😆

A left handed football bat makes as much sense as what's happening with Justin Sun and the WLFI token

Yup. August Is A Mean SOB. 😡

The weekend was just another example of August's continued tradition of being an ass to crypto

Altcoins Pumping, Time To Unlock Trust Issues 🤔

Swing low or just a fakeout? It's still August, a month that sucks

Welcome To August. It Sucks. 👋

The only month worse for crypto is... the next one, September.

Crypto’s May 2025 Boom: Sorry, Haters, It’s Lit 😎

Crypto can hang out with the cool kids now

The Fed And Crypto Are More Connected Than You Think 🧠

Also: Happy Data Privacy Day!

The Doldrums Of Crypto Are Here

It's that time of year when participation and volume dry up as people squeeze in plans before schools starts

Why XRP is Pamping Today

Rumor that Ripple and the SEC might compromise and a deep dive into stablecoins