Nobody Got Liquidated This Week Because There Was Nothing Left to Liquidate 😶

OMG obviously there were some liquidations, chill

Perp My Ride 🏎️

TradFi Gets Perp’d So Hard It Forgets What a Share Is

Watching Bread Mold Is More Exciting 🍞

Waiting. Waiting. Waiting. Waiting.

The Outflows Are Like Draining The Pool With A Cocktail Straw

Technically an outflow. Technically.

From Doom Scrolling To Yacht Shopping In Two Days 🤯

Nothing changes financial planning quite like two green candles.

The Banks Would Like Their Cross-Border Business Back, Please 😐️

Tokenized deposits are the counterpunch to Tether and Circle eating the cross-border business

Tom Lee Says It's A Bottom. Tom Lee Always Says It's A Bottom 🤦

Down 48% from the $4.2T high and the mood isn't fear, it's a shrug. VanEck calls it orderly. The chart calls it a slow bleed.

The Only Thing Bearish About Crypto Is The Price Action 🧠

The money flowing in is still massive

Market Sends One 'Hey Stranger' And Man Deletes The Eleven-Paragraph Breakup Speech He'd Been Perfecting For Two Weeks 📆

So, That Sucks 🤷

But at least altcoins are not sucking as bad as Bitcoin

Man Who Sold Yesterday Now A Believer Again 😆

Flippity floppity bippity boppity

Where The Dynamite Is Buried: A 30-Day Funding Tour 🧨

What people are doing in the perps markets can tell us a lot

Winning Feels Good But Also A Little Weird 😰

Is this what Imposter Syndrome feels like?

March Broke The Five-Month Losing Streak 👍️

Even a butt ugly win is still a win, and we can take any win the market gives us.

"It’s Just A Healthy Correction," Says Man Currently Listing His Blood Plasma On eBay 🩸

Top strategists confirm that you technically cannot lose purchasing power to inflation if the market removes your ability to purchase anything at all.

Have Yourself A Merry Little Rate Cut, Let Your Longs Be Right 🛷

And From Now On, the Dot Plot Says Goodnight

It Could’ve Been Worse, But I’m Not Sure How. ☠️

Correction is what we were looking for, not extinction

Yeezy Money: 2025’s Biggest Rug Pull 🍃

Also, what happens after Jackson Hole - you can find out in today's Litepaper

Crypto Bulls Hit Resistance, Recovery Underway 🐂

Bulls charge, get punched, fall down, get back up, and are ready to charge again

Last Time Ethereum Was This Oversold, It Ripped 📈

Ethereum's on-chain metrics just hit their most oversold levels in two years.

Short Sellers Squeezed And In Pain

$33 million (and rising) in shorts liquidated, McDonald's Insta hacked and promoted scam coin, and more

Market Mulls Meh CPI Data

Yesterday's gains retraced as most of the crypto market is back to where the week started

There Are Swings And, Then There's Whatever The Heck The Week Was

Free memecoin generation on Solana, Cardano's Chang fork, Samsung with Illuvium and more

So The Weekend Sucked 👎

Ugly weekend continues, XRP and SEC rumor, possible stablecoin regulation, BTC miners at the halvening, and silvers big move

It's Raining Red 🩸

Altcoin market setup, Warren's competition, SOL fix incoming, gov BTC hodlings, and the Yen