I'm Emotivonally Available For Gains And Emotionally Prepared For Disappointment

Ready to be hurt again

Charts Have Entered Rare Technical Pattern Known As ‘Stop Checking’ 🛑

Another day, another bleak outlook

Man Who Said Sell Your Kidney Before Bitcoin Sells 32 BTC, Keeps Both Kidneys 🫘

I mean, to be fair, he didn't mean his kidney

Altcoin Hodlers Find Comfort Knowing Everyone Else Also Looks Like They Licked A Battery 🔋

There's comfort in knowing everything and everyone is sour and slightly tangy

Report: Altcoins Upgraded From 'Do Not Resuscitate' To 'Try The Shock Paddle Things' 🏥

A handful of alts are looking a lot better

Altcoins Ask Market To Stop Threatening Them And Just Do It Already 🕛️

Waiting, and more waiting, and, what's this? More waiting.

The Interesting Axis Was Never the Vertical One 🫢

A Big Gann Deep Dive Into BTC and ADA

Crypto Industry Celebrates Historic Vote To Have Another Vote Later ☑️

The other 76 senators were still being briefed on what crypto is.

Altseason Calls Finally Aging Like Bourbon Instead Of Unrefrigerated Yogurt 🥃

Time is the only honest test of readiness. Everything else is just guessing ahead of the clock.

I’m Ready For Another Hit 👊

Turn-Around-Tuesday strikes again

Man Who Sold Yesterday Now A Believer Again 😆

Flippity floppity bippity boppity

BTC Got Within Slapping Distance Of $80K. Then Got Slapped. 👋

Well, Hello Altcoins 👋

Still risky. Still weird. But at least now it looks survivable.

Market Down 50% But I've Grown So Much As A Person 👴

Thick skin, like steel reinforced concrete thick.

The 100-Week Moving Average Is Holding. That's the Good News. That's Also All the News. 📰

@2.89T is our Maginot Line. Our emotional support trend.

Alts Just Bitch Slapped Bears 👋

Double-digit percentage gains across the board for altcoins

It Could’ve Been Worse, But I’m Not Sure How. ☠️

Correction is what we were looking for, not extinction

Altcoins Spawn Camping 🎯

MVRV levels show some interesting details on where this market could be going

‘Tis But A Pullback ♟️

Pullbacks gonna happen, but, hey, LTC is looking good

XLM Loads The Squeeze Cannon 💥

Oh, an BTC made a new all-time high

4th of July Crypto: 70% Win Rate 🤯

Fourth-of-July win rate, XRP stunt brewing, ETH’s profit meter twitching

Pectra: ETH's Newest Upgrade 💡

In less than a month, Ethereum gets a new boost

Altcoins Surge +20% Off March Lows 🤯

Crypto Rediscovers What Green Candles Look Like 👀

Charts to look at: ICP, AVAX, PENDLE, and BAND

Bullish at Dawn, By Noon All Gone

The morning looked impressive with many altcoins up +4%, but afternoon trading wiped out most of the gains