ENS
Ethereum Naming Service
HYPE
+25
That's One Big Short Squeeze 🗜️
There's Short Squeezes Then There's Whatever Happened Today Is Called
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Aug 19, 2026
XLM
+15
My Portfolio Is Love-Bombing Me With A Two-Percent Bounce 🌹
I have seen this behavior before. It ended with margin calls.
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Aug 13, 2026
HYPE
+22
Is... Is That... Green? 😲
There is a color other than red on the screen today
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Jun 26, 2026
HYPE
+24
Man Who Sold Yesterday Now A Believer Again 😆
Flippity floppity bippity boppity
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May 6, 2026
MVRV
+15
Peter Schiff Somewhere Staring At A Wall Right Now And Honestly I Hope He's Okay 👨⚕️
Inflation, War, Global Chaos - Literally the Gold Commercial - and Gold Said 'Actually I'd Rather Not'
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Mar 25, 2026
BCH
+28
DOGE And Gold Are On The Same Leaderboard And Nobody Thinks That's Weird 😕
omewhere between a dog coin and a 5,000-year-old store of value, the definition of 'crypto exchange' stopped meaning what you think it means.
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Mar 23, 2026
BCH
+20
The SEC Brought The CFTC To Dinner And They Ordered A 68-Page Joint Rule 📏
Your guide to the big joint SEC/CFTC crypto reveal.
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Mar 18, 2026
Halving
+15
Only 1M BTC Remaining 😨
The 20 millionth BTC was mined today.
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Mar 9, 2026
BAND
+12
Well That Is Just Rude 😶
Now the market is being just plain mean
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Feb 10, 2026
LINK
+18
The 100-Week Moving Average Is Holding. That's the Good News. That's Also All the News. 📰
@2.89T is our Maginot Line. Our emotional support trend.
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Jan 27, 2026
POKT
+15
I Almost Forgot How Pretty The Color Green Is 😏
And it's not even Christmas yet
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Nov 18, 2025
LINK
+20
Bitcoin Stared Into The Abyss, And The Abyss Pointed And Laughed 🤣
Bitcoin is down and underperforming the rest of the crypto market big time
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Nov 14, 2025
POLYX
+15
Fed To Banks: Your End Is Nigh 🪦
Time is ticking for big commercial banks
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Oct 21, 2025
XLM
+8
Guy Who Banked The Debanked Gets Debanked By The Guys He Banked 😆
A left handed football bat makes as much sense as what's happening with Justin Sun and the WLFI token
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Sep 5, 2025
JTO
+12
Cardano Audit Kills Voucher FUD 📑
A 128-page report shredded all five scam claims with receipts and numbers.
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Sep 4, 2025
ENS
+6
Hell Frozen: JPM Accepts Bitcoin ETFs As Loan Collateral 🫢
JPMorgan just greenlit crypto ETFs - including BlackRock’s Bitcoin Trust—as collateral for loans.
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Jun 4, 2025
HYPE
+10
Ripple Chases Circle, FIFA Dumps Algorand 🤔
FIFA makes ALGO mad, Ripple allegedly offers $20 billion for circle, and more
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May 2, 2025
