LINK
+11
Crypto Is Auditioning For The Next Saw Movie 🪚
A Bloodbath By Any Other Name Still Hurts The Same
BY Jonathan Morgan
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Feb 26, 2025
OP
+4
Time Travel Is for Sci-Fi, Not Blockchains ⏲️
The cure can sometimes be worse than the disease
BY Jonathan Morgan
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Feb 24, 2025
XTZ
+10
Largest Crypto Hack In History: $1.4B Gone 😱
Morning joy replaced by an afternoon punch in the face
BY Jonathan Morgan
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Feb 21, 2025
BAND
+13
Crypto Rediscovers What Green Candles Look Like 👀
Charts to look at: ICP, AVAX, PENDLE, and BAND
BY Jonathan Morgan
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Feb 20, 2025
XTZ
+8
Portnoy Shills Like A Hype Man At A Garage Sale, Then Left His Audience With Junk 🗑️
You didn't think this whole thing was over yet, did you?
BY Jonathan Morgan
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Feb 19, 2025
SOL
+1
$LIBRA: Sniped, Drained, and Disgraced, “This Is SBF Level Man” 🚨
This is your LIBRA memecoin token fallout center. I listened to 8+ hours of bullshit so you don't have to
BY Jonathan Morgan
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Feb 18, 2025
BAL
+12
Roses Are Red, Crypto Is Green, The Market Better Be Nice This Weekend, Usually It's Mean 💓
Crypto is probably going to get the cold shoulder this weekend. Stupid Valentine's Day hopes... grumble grumble grumble
BY Jonathan Morgan
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Feb 14, 2025
