ZEN
Horizen
XLM
+16
Analysts Say 'Capitulation Hasn't Happened Yet,' Which Is Wild Because I Definitely Felt Something Leave My Body
Special BTC.S&P Correlation Issue
BYJonathan Morgan
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Feb 24, 2026
LINK
+18
The 100-Week Moving Average Is Holding. That's the Good News. That's Also All the News. 📰
@2.89T is our Maginot Line. Our emotional support trend.
BYJonathan Morgan
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Jan 27, 2026
LINK
+20
A Memecoin Wiener Came From Behind To Beat Half the Boobs On OnlyFans 🏆️
Funniest crypto story in a while
BYJonathan Morgan
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Dec 11, 2025
POKT
+16
Release The Kraken 🦑
Also: A big intraday recovery is still going
BYJonathan Morgan
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Nov 19, 2025
BNT
+12
Deadtober, Rektober, Bleedtober, Helltober... But It's Definitely Not Uptober 🩸
This month is a real biatch
BYJonathan Morgan
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Oct 30, 2025
POLYX
+15
Yup. August Is A Mean SOB. 😡
The weekend was just another example of August's continued tradition of being an ass to crypto
BYJonathan Morgan
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Aug 25, 2025
AVAX
+8
Historic $290B RWA Deal Lands on Avalanche 🏔️
Avalanche just locked in the biggest real estate tokenization ever—$290B of property going on-chain. Here’s why it matters.
BYJonathan Morgan
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May 29, 2025
