Gains Had The Shelf Life Of A Sparkler 🎇

The Cookout Ended And So Did The Rally

The MVRV Might Make Bears Nervy 😰

It's all On-Chain today folks

Everyone Is Just Waiting For The CPI ⌚️

It's just a waiting game until we have an idea what happens with rates hikes post CPI data

A Letter To Everyone Watching Red

What has been will be again, there is nothing new under the sun

So, That Sucks 🤷

But at least altcoins are not sucking as bad as Bitcoin

Man Who Said Sell Your Kidney Before Bitcoin Sells 32 BTC, Keeps Both Kidneys 🫘

I mean, to be fair, he didn't mean his kidney

Altcoin Hodlers Find Comfort Knowing Everyone Else Also Looks Like They Licked A Battery 🔋

There's comfort in knowing everything and everyone is sour and slightly tangy

Altcoins Ask Market To Stop Threatening Them And Just Do It Already 🕛️

Waiting, and more waiting, and, what's this? More waiting.

Crypto Market Holds Emergency Meeting To Decide Whether This Is A Breakout Or Just Another Elaborate Humiliation Ritual 🤔

Not much separating either bulls or bears getting a massive push here

The Interesting Axis Was Never the Vertical One 🫢

A Big Gann Deep Dive Into BTC and ADA

Both Leverage And Nerves Are Up 🔼

Today we're looking at the Leverage Absorption Ratio to get an idea of how the market is doing after some gains

I’m Ready For Another Hit 👊

Turn-Around-Tuesday strikes again

Man Who Sold Yesterday Now A Believer Again 😆

Flippity floppity bippity boppity

Came For The Awards, Stayed For The Pump 💪

You know it's a good time when you wake up more drunk than when you went to bed. Reportedly. Something I heard.

Wife Leaves Note On Fridge: "It's Me Or The 4-Hour Chart" 📈

Waiting and more waiting for a direction other than to the right

Winning Feels Good But Also A Little Weird 😰

Is this what Imposter Syndrome feels like?

Crypto To World: Hodl My Beer 🍺

Bulls Are Doing Pushups In The Middle Of The Highway Again 🐂

New Format! Well, new-ish. Let me know what you think.

The Most Beautifully Stupid Thing That Happened In Crypto Happened On Sunday 💇

A glorious crypto story

So We Pumped. Now What?

Real or fake?

Rudolph’s Nose Is Red, So Is Everything Else 🦌

What does green look like again?

‘Tis But A Pullback ♟️

Pullbacks gonna happen, but, hey, LTC is looking good

Sacrebleu! French Cuffs

Telegram and TONCOIN big wig arrested in France, ADA & ALGO team up idea, and more in today's Litepaper

Market Mulls Meh CPI Data

Yesterday's gains retraced as most of the crypto market is back to where the week started

Bulls Buy Before CPI

Pop before the drop? A day before CPI, crypto is in the green