It’s Chad’s Fault. Thanks Chad 😡

Looking At Castles What Were You Thinking

Crypto Gets The Rescue Dog Treatment - Loved, Fed, Watched For Sudden Movements 😶

A few days of nerves have turned to affection but one sudden move and this things goes back

Man Holds Bag Long Enough That It Now Qualifies As An Heirloom 👴

Plans to leave it to his son, who has already declined.

Everyone Watching The Same Cliff Edge

Crowd reportedly maintaining eye contact with the drop in case it tries anything.

Report: June Contributes To Returns The Way A Hole Contributes To A Boat 🕳️

One In Four Americans Now Owns Crypto - And the Buyer Has Changed 🤯

The 2026 Crypto Holder Is Older, More Female, and Less Silicon Valley

Both Leverage And Nerves Are Up 🔼

Today we're looking at the Leverage Absorption Ratio to get an idea of how the market is doing after some gains

Man Who Sold Yesterday Now A Believer Again 😆

Flippity floppity bippity boppity

Came For The Awards, Stayed For The Pump 💪

You know it's a good time when you wake up more drunk than when you went to bed. Reportedly. Something I heard.

Altcoin Market Snaps 6 Month Losing Streak 👍️

A win is a win

Where The Dynamite Is Buried: A 30-Day Funding Tour 🧨

What people are doing in the perps markets can tell us a lot

Shorts Got Liquidated, Alts Are Pumping, and I Smiled This Morning 🥳

Let's not get crazy - but this feels good.

A Memecoin Wiener Came From Behind To Beat Half the Boobs On OnlyFans 🏆️

Funniest crypto story in a while

I'm Ready To Get Hurt Again, But Like, Festively 🎄

When technicals, sentiment, and macro all align, you either trust the process or remember what happened last time you trusted the process.

Coinbase Can’t Get A Break 🤦

Drama follows Coinbase like flies on a cow's ass

How Good Was This Week? Best In 5 Months 🤯

Market's on fire: Green everywhere and charts screaming recovery

An Avalanche That Won't Bury You

Grayscale and AVAX, CZ now in a half way house, Trumps new DeFi project, and more

When A Day In The Green Doesn't Feel Like A Day In The Green

Big gains earlier in the day were faded over the rest of the afternoon

🥳 The XRP vs. SEC Case Is Over! 🥳

It's finally over, the SEC vs. Ripple case.

Why XRP Is Pumping

XRP is on one hell of a run, Technically Speaking on BTC and the Total Market Cap, and Faketoshi is done

A Bottle Rocket To The Nuts Hurts Less

ATOM, OP, DOT, and the total market cap charts along with how much was flushed from the market

Pullbacks Suck, But They're Normal

Detailed analysis on how Bitcoin has historically performed in April and Q2.